so i had this great dream last night

Nov 28, 2008 09:22

and in it i obtained several creatures that were rather magnificent. that's right folks, they were tiny legless cats with snail shells. it sounds kind of creepy, but they were actually totally amazing and adorable. the perfect mash-up of two of my favorite creatures. hm. perhaps a poor choice of words there. but really -- magnificent.

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mike6937 November 29 2008, 03:09:11 UTC
That sounds like a terrible imaginary pet. I'd rather have a griffin.

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goddess_caamora November 29 2008, 13:32:43 UTC
different strokes for different folks, michael. griffins are much more difficult to clean up after. combination bird/large predator poop?

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mike6937 November 29 2008, 14:36:40 UTC
I think all that meat would help bind the bird poop. Besides, how do you think a legless cat is going to use a litter box? Assuming it can make it over the lip without face planting in its own poo, you're going to be combing litter out of its fur constantly. Not to mention the slime trail a cat-snail would leave on the furniture... Maybe we should just get centaurs. I bet we can toilet train them.

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