L.A. is so barren, desolate and gray

[goddess_demeter]

It needs more greenery. Thank God I'm here to fix that.

Soon this desolate wasteland shall become a beautiful oasis once I get rid of all those pesky... humans.
At least it has more sun than Gotham.
Frankly, I'm only here for the money. Which just so happens to be my favourite colour.

Harley, why did you talk me into this? 

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[mr_nygma]

Miss Quinn talked you into this, eh? I would have thought you hatred for Joker would be enough to keep you away. Not that I'm complaining. It's always lovely to see familiar beautiful face amongst strangers.

At any rate, I am thinking of hosting a little house warming soiree soon. You are, of course, invited. I was hoping you might be interested in providing some green decor. If it's not too much to ask.

[goddess_demeter]

Sigh. Apparently all that clowny girl has to do is say "I'll be your best friend!" and I come... running.

Mmmmm.... your compliments appease me. I'll be there with slightly more than nothing on.

[mr_nygma]

Ahh, Pamela, you are as charming as usual. It goes without saying you'll recognize the invitation when it arrives. Question marks, you know.

[goddess_demeter]

Of course.
Don't forget to turn up the heat when I arrive.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Well, considering the Los Angeles metropolitan area has a population round about 12.9 million, I'm going to have to say... good luck with that.

Also, ugh!

[goddess_demeter]

And I'm going to have to say congratulations on finally learning how to bathe, Laughing Boy.

[ace_0f_knaves]

My hygiene is excellent, as always. Why don't you give me a sniff?

[goddess_demeter]

I wouldn't go near YOU with a 10-foot pole.

[maxie_zeus]

Demeter! So, you've finally arrived.

I'm disappointed. I heard you were just across the wall from me in Arkham, and yet, you never stopped by.

[goddess_demeter]

Finally, someone to worship me as the goddess I am!!

Sadly, those vicious men at Arkham kept me locked in a special cell. But I'm so glad to be back under the beautiful rays of the sun.

[maxie_zeus]

Of course, I honor my own sister, the very womb of the earth.

[goddess_demeter]

You could always continue honouring me later at my place.

I don't bite.. just kiss.

[petit_arlequin]

Because you lovvvvvvvvvvvvve me.

[goddess_demeter]

:::sighs:::

Alright. What do we do now, clown girl?

[petit_arlequin]

hee.

Oh, I dunno... Maybe, take a trip to the zoo? Paint the town red? Head downtown and see a show? ...How much cash ya got on ya?

[goddess_demeter]

I've got very little cash and am just itching to get some.