Retarded, retarded, retarded. Extra-super dumbtastic.



And clams are now the Pet Rocks of the sea!

Holy fuck, this amount of stupid should be fatal. Why aren't they dead?!?

This is my Happy Face:


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Has the Holiday Season got you feeling run-down?
Well, Merry Christmas:

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We has snow! And by "we" I mean "me," because James is in Michigan again, so any snow he has is freakish, weird Michiganian snow, which is probably yellow ( Read more... )

There's been an influx of pooped-up holiday squawk in and about my friends list, so here's a bit of remedy:

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My Dad, on RateMyProfessors.com. I think it's interesting that the only person to give a negative rating of him complained of Dad's unreasonable expectations, such as showing up to class, and doing the assigned reading. Little does this person know that my Dad also expects college students to know the difference between "your" and "you're."

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This settles it. James, we're hosting a Christmas dinner, with THIS:

http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. It has brought tears to my eyes.

Happy birthday to t_o_e and polka_king! You are great guys, and I'm glad you each were born!