Went to "The Laugh Factory" with my best pal Anna, Yury, and these two other Russian girls and we had a blast. Bob Saget was cursing his ass off. He has tourrettes or something from doing family tv so now he has to insert "FUCK" and "SHIT" into every other word of his sentences. I liked Paula Labelle, she was one of the more original comics. This ( Read more... )

I hit the brakes with fierce intensity as the steering wheel spun wildly out of control. The tree approached closer and closer, it’s tallness intimidating the puny object that was about to hit it. The glass windows exploded one by one like bombs being set off accordingly. My body is violently thrust against the door like a limp dummy. I hear the ( Read more... )

The other day Erin, Natalie, Chuva and I went to the Grand Lux Cafe for dinner because Chuva had just returned from a disappointing trip to Canada. There was this strange cycle of people being angry at each other throughout the night. Brandon's birthday was on Friday and we were planning this big party with Natalie but it fell through - of course. ( Read more... )

Yesterday was fun ( Read more... )

I went to a UCLA frat party Saturday night ( Read more... )

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The ground shakes with my every step
The streetlights dim as I pass
I am a force more powerful
More extraordinary
Than any machine.
So take your best shot
Cuz' nothing can stop me now.

They'll never know what hit them.

My Best Friend is jerseywhatOur 4 common interests are: art, music, sleeping, writingWho is your best friend?
Created by macoto

Our common interests are right on target! Haha.

You sly creature, you ( Read more... )

By the way, I added some pictures to some of the other entries on this page.

They're tizzight.