Scary Fortune Cookie & Duckie Fun!!!

[goddessscorpio]

So I ate a fortune cookie today and the fortune was a little bit creepy.  It said "In youth and Beauty wisdom is rare."  Now my first thought was "mmmm good cookie" and then I was like "Wait a sec.  It sounds like the cookie is hitting on me!"
So ya the cookie that I ate was sweet talking me... unnatural.

And the answer to why Ernie loves his

Comments

[graphicgreen]

OMG OMG OMG.. A RUBBER DUCKY QUIZ!!

[goddessscorpio]

no that is not a quiz it is an actual vibrator... silly captain.

[graphicgreen]

Wait a second here... WTF.. *Reads* NOooooo!!!!

[hearseboi]

I dont need no rubber ducky for what I play with in the tub!!