Comments | goddfish: Will work for cash

goddfish

Will work for cash

Sep 07, 2006 14:12

Why is no one hiring? doodah doodah ( Read more... )

Comments 3

flyawaystarhawk September 7 2006, 20:32:37 UTC

Meijer is always hiring, doo dah! doo dah!
And you wont have to be a bagger, oh doo dah day.

Seriously. Since you're not a minor anymore, you can get whatever position you could possibly want there. (Including produce... I can guarantee they need more people stocking melons.) AND AND AND you dont need a haircut.

And you'll be part of a union, so if something goes wrong, you can go "bitch! I have a union!" and go strike on their ass. hoo-ah!

And did I mention that the minimum wage is going up in october?

implord66 September 8 2006, 15:50:36 UTC

to 6.95 W00 for sitting on my ass at security

flyawaystarhawk September 8 2006, 15:52:55 UTC

For sitting in your ass? Man, you gotta be a walker. Being a walker is way cooler.