SOS LOG SIX - The Convenient Distractions of Haruhi Suzumiya

[goddoesntknow]

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Someone wanna tell me what the hell went on here the other night?

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[oni_no_ikkatsu]

Calm down, Suzumiya. From my understanding there was a fight on-base and one of our agents disappeared in the scuffle.

I can assure you we're doing all we can to track down who was responsible and will divulge more details when we have them.

[goddoesntknow]

Come on, Old Man! Ninja boy mentioned something about Asakura, and she's in MY UNIT. You're saying I'm supposed to be leader of my unit but can't know what's going on with my own people?! What kind of backasswards organization is this?!

[ooc - Because, Asakura was mentioned BEFORE the lock in Kyon and Naruto's conversation. >D ]

[oni_no_ikkatsu]

The fact of the matter is, while we're swiftly growing in numbers and power, we are still mortal creatures with mortal limits. I worry about Asakura's whereabouts in this as well, but whatever reports we have received are few and in between at best.

[goddoesntknow]

Whereabouts, hell! SHE'S THE ONE HE SAID STABBED HIM! Beat around the bush all you want, but that's what he said! But you're trying to avoid even saying that much!

[onlysaneguy]

... Looks like you already know.

[goddoesntknow]

But now the "how" or the "why," or anything like that! These are things a great investigator has to consider!

[onlysaneguy]

... Haruhi.

What if she decides to try what she did last night on you?

[goddoesntknow]

...well, I'm prepared for that now!

Besides, I have Patamon! She tries anything, she'll end up like that tentacle thing that attacked you guys!