SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[whoshotsherlock]

... aliens?

[goddoesntknow]

ALIENS.

[whoshotsherlock]

*very long pause as he considers this*

Well.

I got adopted by a family of fully functional, independent-personality androids from Japan after I got pulled here. I suppose aliens isn't much more of a stretch.

1/2

[goddoesntknow]

......

[chaotic_tantei]

... somehow, if Mayura was here, she'd be saying that this is a mystery.

[goddoesntknow]

YES!

A mystery!

Just what we need!

[chaotic_tantei]

And what shall this entail?

[canhasleekplz]

... We're all gonna die?

[goddoesntknow]

Please.

My partner has a giant black hole vacuum.

Like I'm afraid. :D

[guardianofearth]

I think I would know if aliens did this, considering I was built as a defense against them.

[goddoesntknow]

Well, that's YOUR worlds aliennnssssshhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

What are your world's aliens like???? :D

[guardianofearth]

Nasty. Aggressive. They almost always treat humans as some universal threat. The Guardian of Earth Project, the organization that built me, was founded because of an alien warship wiping out a mining colony without any reason. Well no reason other the fact that they claimed it was in their territory.

They didn't even give us a chance to move the people off the colony. They just attacked...

[longlivethedon]

If it were aliens Cloud would've gone psycho by now.

[goddoesntknow]

Well, obviously, people hadn't realized it was aliens YET.

Tell him he can go psycho now.

[longlivethedon]

No, no.

He's got alien cells in him.

If it were aliens he'dve gone crazy without wanting to.

[goddoesntknow]

It could be different aliens. >_>