SOS Log 13.3 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 3

[goddoesntknow]

...what the... where the heck am...

HARUHI-SAMA! You're awake!

Of course I am! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

EEP! ...You... you were data frozen...

I was...

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SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO, HUH?!

Th- they...?

They're trying to shut me up! They did this to send me a warning!

Haruhi-sama, who is THEY?THEM, of course! God, do I have

Comments

[ihopsnonstop]

Oh sure, and they probably put an implant in your brain. Track wherever you go so they can implant an alien-human hybrid in ya so they can colonize the planet.

[goddoesntknow]

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Oh, please.

Everyone knows when you mix alien DNA with humans, you get superpowers. :[

[ihopsnonstop]

Whatever you say Agent Mudler.

Oh, cuz like, I wasn't born with a gigantic tongue and the ability to spit slime on my own. Nosiree.

[goddoesntknow]

That's MULDER. And I'll take that as a COMPLI-

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Gigantic tongue and the ability to spit slime?

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THAT'S AWESOME!

[dreamt_fighter]

...what truth?

[goddoesntknow]

The TRUTH! DUH.

[dreamt_fighter]

Oh, great, that really fucking narrows it down.

[goddoesntknow]

About the ALIENS.

1/2

[yuki_nagato]

2/2

[yuki_nagato]

...Welcome back, Suzumiya Haruhi.

Re: 2/2

[goddoesntknow]

HI YUKI!

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You didn't happen to see any aliens sneaking into my room, did you?

[yuki_nagato]

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No aliens were present in your room during the duration of your data freeze.

[gotakittyscarf]

Haru-nyan, you're awake again!

While you were frozen, I talked to a zombie triplet!!

[goddoesntknow]

...a ZOMBIE TRIPLET?!