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Even More Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya - Christmas Edition

Dec 19, 2009 02:34

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madnessthunder December 19 2009, 07:42:05 UTC

... You're crazy.

You still believe in Santa Claus?

goddoesntknow December 19 2009, 07:45:01 UTC

You got pulled into a parallel dimension connected to countless multiverses to fight demonic entities of death and destruction, and you're questioning me about SANTA CLAUS?

madnessthunder December 19 2009, 07:55:04 UTC

... Yes.

goddoesntknow December 19 2009, 07:56:48 UTC

...

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kazamaakira December 19 2009, 07:43:33 UTC

Y'know, a friend of mine once calculated this.

Santa has to travel at roughly one thousand miles PER SECOND to do his job.

So... you may be on to something there.

goddoesntknow December 19 2009, 07:50:09 UTC

See? There's no other way to explain it!

kazamaakira December 19 2009, 07:53:29 UTC

UNLESS he's a time travelling dimension hopper! He could be in every house in the world at once that way...

goddoesntknow December 19 2009, 07:56:26 UTC

Maybe, but why would a time travelling dimension hopper be doing that? What would he have to gain?

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fasternlightbot December 19 2009, 07:44:32 UTC

Uh, Santa isn't an alien. In fact, aliens dislike Santa. He's actually a scientist and uses time travel and robots to give out gifts.

goddoesntknow December 19 2009, 07:50:37 UTC

Says who?!

(Though, that'd be pretty neat, too...)

fasternlightbot December 19 2009, 07:54:21 UTC

Says me. I've seen the guy. Seen his lab too.

goddoesntknow December 19 2009, 07:55:41 UTC

.....

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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drunkkareoke December 19 2009, 08:16:12 UTC

But... but Haruhi! Nick nii-chan is dressing up as Santa for the kids this year! Nick wouldn't dress up as anyone evil!

goddoesntknow December 20 2009, 06:48:42 UTC

How can you be CERTAIN, hmm?

drunkkareoke December 20 2009, 06:53:02 UTC

Because it's Nick! It's my big brother!

Ah. Haku... I think your logic might be a little flawed...

E-eh... ?

Nick could technically dress up as anyone he wanted to, even if the person in question was evil. It just doesn't make HIM evil.

goddoesntknow December 20 2009, 07:32:20 UTC

...or DOES it?

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stray_badluck December 19 2009, 22:09:00 UTC

Oh come on, Santa is not an alien!

He's a ghost. In fact, he's multiple ghosts! And they all have the power to stop time for brief periods in order to deliver things and move across the world in an efficient way.

goddoesntknow December 20 2009, 06:49:16 UTC

If he has the power to stop time, why does there need to be MULTIPLE ghost Santas? >_>

stray_badluck December 20 2009, 17:00:40 UTC

Well they can't stop time forever, and you obviously can't cover that much ground with just one. It's not like he teleports.