Hey, so it's been a while since I've posted last. I'm so tired right now. I'm at a party that's been going on since 10pm. I just wanna go to sleep but people keep puking and falling all over the place. I'm the only one sober tonight...it sucks. I just didn't feel like drinking tonight I guess. I dunno. So later..today...I'm going to the movies with ( Read more... )

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Ugh....I ate taco bell last night then bonged 13 beers...then I un-ate taco bell over the railing at Shawn's....hahahahahaha It was a good time. For awhile I thought I was gonna die due to alcohol posioning and shit. It was fun non the less. Stupid Taco bell for being so good and yet such a bad thing to eat while drinking. Anyways, The whole bull ( Read more... )

Hahahaha...PARTY!! WooHaa! I love the weekends! So I've found this really cool cigar shop that I hangout in everday basically and smoke cigars with these guys who are like 60. We talk about women and play poker. It's a fun group. I LOVE cigars...they are my new drug. Oh and I had a girl come over today...guess what I did....yeah. That's right shawn ( Read more... )

It's my 18th birthday...WooooooHaaaaaa!!!! My and Billy are chillen wastred. We drank...like 8 shots each of JD and like 6 or 7 beers each...in like 2hrs. I'm gone and so is he. We're partying and watching some scary movies...yo. And drinking tea. Me and Billy are alcohloics....fo shizzel my nizzel. We are totally gone...but not as much as we will ( Read more... )

The girl of my dreams is hanging out with me tonight and she dosen't even know I exist. She'd rather hangout with Billy then with me and shit. I don't need this shit right now. I fucking hate this! Why the fuck can't a girl be interested in me for once instead of Billy? Why do I have to live in his fucking shadows all the god damn time!? Damn it! I ( Read more... )

hey yo. I'm pretty well gone and this...wait....I'm done for. Too wasted to talk anymore. I plan on only communicating through grunts and sighs. Need beer. I love shawn. All hail the mighty Shawn and his empire of beer-ness!!

Getting hurt sucks. For one reason it hurts, another is that it's expensive...I mean one thing of band-aids can cost up to $7.50 and that's before tax is added! Shit! Another thing is that it's hard to decide what kind of band-aid you want. I mean there's the normal, the water-resistant, the extra-thick, the kind that glows in the dark, the ones ( Read more... )

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So if you are one of the peole who haven't called me lately then this news is for you. I recently dislocated my shoulder. Yes it hurt, yes I've been stuck at home bored for the past three days, and yes it looked awesome when it happened. Since I've been stuck on the couch lately I began to watch CNN world news and saw this one story where a group ( Read more... )