Drunken Philosophy 101

[godimwicked]

Let me relay to you my metaphor for a failed relationship that i created last night while i was drunk off my ass. Mind you, i will type it as i said it, so if at times it is incoherent, it's the parrot bay speaking not me

Comments

[sol3ro]

lol! yep. that's about how it goes... Once I was trying to create a metaphor for the relationship that "you think it's the best thing ever and in the blink of an eye turns out to be your worst nightmare". Here goes:
You're in prison, for like 12 years, and finaly the day you are getting out has come. You are so excited, you look out the window, you feel happy, cant wait for your new life. When youre at the gate, just 2 meters from getting out, this guy comes and tells you "oh, I"m sorry, have we told you you were in for 12 years?? damn! not. you have to go back lady, we made a mistake, it wasnt 12 years, it was 112!!!.
and you go back.
doom or wha?

lame.

[poprockmysock]

it's like going to greece and the person you have just fallen in love with - the deepest love you've ever felt for anyone - and this person stops talking to you and falls out of love with you because they can't physically see your face. it's like that.

Re: lame.

[sol3ro]

yeah or it's like planning to go to Boston, sure everything's gonna be cold and frozen and cozy in a wicked way and having all your warm things packed and your mood made up for hundreds of lazy boring meaningless hours in front of a fire and then, wtf, your plane gets hijacked and you end up at a perfect beach in Hawaii with a blonde surfer that cant take his eyes off you. duh-amn.

[poprockmysock]

that just sounds hot. nothing like having your heart broken though.

who are you?

[sol3ro]

depends on the way it was broken. sometimes, when it doesnt involve betrayal it isnt *that* bad. Still... depends. What did this monster do to you? lol

(I'm solero. hello.)

[godimwicked]

haha, you two are just going back and forth.