Spicing up the sex life

[godix]

I've been thinking I should write more. Most of the time I get semi-interesting ideas, I flesh it out a little, then I forget all about it once the conversation is over. I should start writing this shit down. Perhaps it's just that I have more time on my hands now that I dropped IRC or something. Anyway, I think I'll be posting more of my random

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[forever_aqua]

Invest in a hermaphroditic RealDoll. Instant sandwich action.

[godix]

Nah. If I was satisfied sleeping with a brainless kinda sorta female with no purpose but serving my sexual needs then I wouldn't be bored fucking my wife in the first place.

[koopiskeva]

I was laughing, yet feeling nauseous while reading this.

[godix]

Re-read it about eight years after your wedding. You won't be feeling sick to your stomach, instead you'll be nodding your head and going, "I know what you mean..."

[doki]

Remember to hover over the red buttons.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1542#comic
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1634#comic
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1637#comic
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1639#comic
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1660#comic
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1700#comic

PS: Reply

[godix]

Heh. I used to read smbc religiously but apparently I got far far behind since I don't recognize any of those. That last one is my profile pic now. Thanks.

[doki]

Unfortunately, I was actually trying to find a comic I'd seen of a guy trying to roleplay a pirate, but taking into account the scurvy, peglegs, and such. I guess it wasn't from SMBC, but at least I found some relevant stuff.