A Hebe respectfully asks for your attention.

[godly_gopher]

So it has come to my attention that Lord Cronos is up to his usual tricks. AGAIN.  So, in an effort to help us all deal with this, I have been asked to compile a list of the various effects going around

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[pseudologos]

say what?

WHAT

[godly_gopher]

Have you noticed people acting weird?

[pseudologos]

paaaaranoid about rampant sexual insanity? I KNOW I WAS

see i told her i told her i told her i'd go but then clearly i didn't and my mother doesn't like it when i'm out past a certain time what time is it? you have slippers to collect

keep that black tongue
OFF THE GRASS

[godly_gopher]

You know...normally I can follow what you're saying but.

Uh.

I take it i put you under the slightly insane list for now?

[zooos]

I'll help you out Hebe.

I love boys.
Your mom loves girls.
Aunt Demeter loves girls.
Uncle Poseidon loves boys.

I think it's safe to say that Hades loves boys, and Hestia likes girls. If they divided us by siblings... maybe they didn't.

I think it's safe to say everyone else is crazy.

[godly_gopher]

Thank you father, that does actually help tremendously.

While this infatuation with boys is nothing new for you, homosexual tendencies for the others is something different

I think I'm beginning to get a few ideas, but we shall see if I am right.

[zooos]

I'm just glad I could help.

[godly_gopher]

<3!