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1. Have you had it?
Kind of a rediculous question to be asking me now.
2. You like it?
That's like asking if a bear craps in the woods.
3. How many people have you had sex with?..Yes oral counts!
11 + 1 oral
4. When was the first time you did it?
15 years old.
5. When was the last time you did it?
Sex - October 10th-11th
Oral - Saturday
6. Do you like to give oral?
Hell yes.
7. Swallow or spit?
Considering I don't suck the dick, N/A
7. Have you ever received oral while driving?
No, but I've fingered someone while I was driving.
8. Have you ever given oral while someone was driving?
See the above question.
9. Do you like porn?
Come on now.
10. How many porn movies do you own?
Depends.
11. What is your favorite position?
Any/All
12. What's the craziest position you have tried?
Nothing noteworthy.
13. What's the craziest/kinkiest thing you have done sexually?
Had sex thrice with parents and grandparents in the next room
14. Have you ever tried anything with someone of the same sex? if so what?
N/A
15. Would you or have you ever have sex with more than one person at the same time?
Have and would.
16. Have you ever had sex outside?
Have and would.
17. Have you ever had sex in a car?
Have and would.
18. Have you ever had sex at work?
Have not, but would.
19. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
Sex in a HS parking lot where right after finishing were stopped by police. They however left us alone and busted the car on the other side of the lot for drugs.
20. Name a place you would love to have sex but haven't yet.
Definitely the office.
21. Best place in public that you have done it?
Quite nearly Daytona Beach
22. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Once. By my grandfater.
23. Have you tried anal?
Received - never
Given - plenty
24. Do you have a significant other?
;)
25. Would you have sex with someone other then your significant other?
I plead the fif
26. Have you ever been caught cheating?
Nope. Take that Jenn.
27. Have you had phone sex?
Every day. Almost.
28. Have you ever Video Taped yourself doing anything sexually?
Never
29. Have you ever taken or had taken any naughty pictures of yourself?
Never
30. Would you have sex with someone from Livejournal?
Have and would again
31. Have you had oral sex with someone from Livejournal?
Have and would again +1
32. Who is the one person on Livejournal you want to have mind blowing sex with??..
;)
33. Have you ever masterbated and thought about someone from Livejournal?
Daily
34. Ever played with food, ice or veggies?? if so what?
Not a fan.
35. Would you do a virgin?
Have and would not. That hurts.
36. Have you done a virgin?
See above.
37. Do you like to pull hair?
Hell yes.
38. Do you like to bite?
Bite and be bitten.
39. Do you like to spank or be spanked?
Both.
40. Do you like rough sex?
75% of the time.
41. Do you like to involve sex toys when you have sex?
Depends.
42. Do you own any sex toys?
No.
43. Do you like naughty talk when having sex?if so what do u like?
Dirty talk rules - I'm the master ;)
44. Do you like to be called names when having sex?
Yes.
45. How loud do you get when having sex?
Uncomfortably Loud.
46. Are you a moaner?
See above.
47. What are your fetishes?
Not sure.
48. Do you like anything done to your nipples?
Sometimes.
49. Do you like to suck or lick..and where?
Both and where neccessary.
50. Are you submissive or Dominant?
Both.
51. Are you into s & m or bondage?
Sort of.
52. Have you ever been tied up? if so did u like it?
Yes and yes and would do it again.
53. Have you ever been handcuffed?
Yes.
54. How often do you masturbate?
It varies. A normal week is between 12-35 times. (stupid overactive sex drive - average 1.8-5 times a day)
55. Have you ever 69' ed?
Naturally.
56. Fill in the blank... ORGASMS ARE _____________.
Better with a partner.
57. Would u ever want to experience sex as the opposite gender...(if ur a girl..u would have a dick...and a guy..u would have a vagina..)
Meh.
58. What type of animal would best describe you while making love/ having sex/ fucking.
Tough question.
59. MAKE LOVE OR FUCK?
Would you like some making Fuck? Berserker?
60. Have you ever given someone a strip show?
No.
61. Have you ever given someone a Lap dance?
Certainly.
62. Ever do anything naughty with something you shouldn't have? if so explain.
No, but I have a funny story about a friend who did.
63. What was the weirdest thing your partner requested of you while having sex?
Nothing rediculous
64. List one of you fantasies.
You wouldn't understand it ;)
65. AFTER ALL THIS ARE YOU HORNY RIGHT NOW?
I'm ready to go about 97.3% of the time.
66. Have you ever masturbated into a tub of margarine?
What the hell kind of question is this.
67. What's the most number of times you've gone in one night?
That's another tough question. However I don't focus on my own orgasm all that much. For me, it's all about my partner's orgasms. Plural. To put it mildly, I don't stop until my partner is a puddle of goo, literally and metaphorically.
Kind of a rediculous question to be asking me now.
2. You like it?
That's like asking if a bear craps in the woods.
3. How many people have you had sex with?..Yes oral counts!
11 + 1 oral
4. When was the first time you did it?
15 years old.
5. When was the last time you did it?
Sex - October 10th-11th
Oral - Saturday
6. Do you like to give oral?
Hell yes.
7. Swallow or spit?
Considering I don't suck the dick, N/A
7. Have you ever received oral while driving?
No, but I've fingered someone while I was driving.
8. Have you ever given oral while someone was driving?
See the above question.
9. Do you like porn?
Come on now.
10. How many porn movies do you own?
Depends.
11. What is your favorite position?
Any/All
12. What's the craziest position you have tried?
Nothing noteworthy.
13. What's the craziest/kinkiest thing you have done sexually?
Had sex thrice with parents and grandparents in the next room
14. Have you ever tried anything with someone of the same sex? if so what?
N/A
15. Would you or have you ever have sex with more than one person at the same time?
Have and would.
16. Have you ever had sex outside?
Have and would.
17. Have you ever had sex in a car?
Have and would.
18. Have you ever had sex at work?
Have not, but would.
19. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
Sex in a HS parking lot where right after finishing were stopped by police. They however left us alone and busted the car on the other side of the lot for drugs.
20. Name a place you would love to have sex but haven't yet.
Definitely the office.
21. Best place in public that you have done it?
Quite nearly Daytona Beach
22. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Once. By my grandfater.
23. Have you tried anal?
Received - never
Given - plenty
24. Do you have a significant other?
;)
25. Would you have sex with someone other then your significant other?
I plead the fif
26. Have you ever been caught cheating?
Nope. Take that Jenn.
27. Have you had phone sex?
Every day. Almost.
28. Have you ever Video Taped yourself doing anything sexually?
Never
29. Have you ever taken or had taken any naughty pictures of yourself?
Never
30. Would you have sex with someone from Livejournal?
Have and would again
31. Have you had oral sex with someone from Livejournal?
Have and would again +1
32. Who is the one person on Livejournal you want to have mind blowing sex with??..
;)
33. Have you ever masterbated and thought about someone from Livejournal?
Daily
34. Ever played with food, ice or veggies?? if so what?
Not a fan.
35. Would you do a virgin?
Have and would not. That hurts.
36. Have you done a virgin?
See above.
37. Do you like to pull hair?
Hell yes.
38. Do you like to bite?
Bite and be bitten.
39. Do you like to spank or be spanked?
Both.
40. Do you like rough sex?
75% of the time.
41. Do you like to involve sex toys when you have sex?
Depends.
42. Do you own any sex toys?
No.
43. Do you like naughty talk when having sex?if so what do u like?
Dirty talk rules - I'm the master ;)
44. Do you like to be called names when having sex?
Yes.
45. How loud do you get when having sex?
Uncomfortably Loud.
46. Are you a moaner?
See above.
47. What are your fetishes?
Not sure.
48. Do you like anything done to your nipples?
Sometimes.
49. Do you like to suck or lick..and where?
Both and where neccessary.
50. Are you submissive or Dominant?
Both.
51. Are you into s & m or bondage?
Sort of.
52. Have you ever been tied up? if so did u like it?
Yes and yes and would do it again.
53. Have you ever been handcuffed?
Yes.
54. How often do you masturbate?
It varies. A normal week is between 12-35 times. (stupid overactive sex drive - average 1.8-5 times a day)
55. Have you ever 69' ed?
Naturally.
56. Fill in the blank... ORGASMS ARE _____________.
Better with a partner.
57. Would u ever want to experience sex as the opposite gender...(if ur a girl..u would have a dick...and a guy..u would have a vagina..)
Meh.
58. What type of animal would best describe you while making love/ having sex/ fucking.
Tough question.
59. MAKE LOVE OR FUCK?
Would you like some making Fuck? Berserker?
60. Have you ever given someone a strip show?
No.
61. Have you ever given someone a Lap dance?
Certainly.
62. Ever do anything naughty with something you shouldn't have? if so explain.
No, but I have a funny story about a friend who did.
63. What was the weirdest thing your partner requested of you while having sex?
Nothing rediculous
64. List one of you fantasies.
You wouldn't understand it ;)
65. AFTER ALL THIS ARE YOU HORNY RIGHT NOW?
I'm ready to go about 97.3% of the time.
66. Have you ever masturbated into a tub of margarine?
What the hell kind of question is this.
67. What's the most number of times you've gone in one night?
That's another tough question. However I don't focus on my own orgasm all that much. For me, it's all about my partner's orgasms. Plural. To put it mildly, I don't stop until my partner is a puddle of goo, literally and metaphorically.