You see, I noticed that you'd added a bar onto your facilities. Nothing wrong with that, it'll probably bring in a nice flow of cash and make your patrons a lot happier, too. But a bar brings problems too. Rowdy patrons, overdrinking, people spiking drinks...security problems. Not to mention the extra effort needed to keep minors out.
I'm sure you've made your own arrangements, but I thought I would offer you my expertise. As you can see from the resume I've attached, I've spent many years on the police force in Solare. The bad side of Solare. Combine that with bouncing and a few other jobs I've had, and that makes me something of an expert on security matters.
If you hire me, I guarantee that in no time at all, you'll have a crack team of bouncers, ready to deal with any problems that come up and protect your property. That'll be good not only for the bar, but also for any other events you host.
We have not yet had any particularly bad problems, however I am not sufficiently naive to believe that this will remain the case. I have already heard of a few smaller altercations.
The resume is impressive, if occasionally spotty. The position of 'bouncer wrangler' is not technically a position. Do you feel you are qualified for a more traditional position on the ship?
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I take it that you're not him.
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... Is this proposal some sort of one man comedy show? It seems like it would be much more successful to ad Maes and Gintoki.
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You see, I noticed that you'd added a bar onto your facilities. Nothing wrong with that, it'll probably bring in a nice flow of cash and make your patrons a lot happier, too. But a bar brings problems too. Rowdy patrons, overdrinking, people spiking drinks...security problems. Not to mention the extra effort needed to keep minors out.
I'm sure you've made your own arrangements, but I thought I would offer you my expertise. As you can see from the resume I've attached, I've spent many years on the police force in Solare. The bad side of Solare. Combine that with bouncing and a few other jobs I've had, and that makes me something of an expert on security matters.
If you hire me, I guarantee that in no time at all, you'll have a crack team of bouncers, ready to deal with any problems that come up and protect your property. That'll be good not only for the bar, but also for any other events you host.
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The resume is impressive, if occasionally spotty. The position of 'bouncer wrangler' is not technically a position. Do you feel you are qualified for a more traditional position on the ship?
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