I STOLE THIS D:
Which character of yours would be most likely to...
Jump off a bridge?:Loooouvika. She's just badass like that.
Get drunk and pass out?: Bacchus. Think that one is obvious.
Kill somebody in a very unorthodox way?: Madira. C'mon that one is completely obvious. She's probably killed someone with a toilet, a la Boondock Saints. That's pretty unorthodox.
Be far too hyper for their own good?: Wow. I actually don't know. Bacchus. Lou isn't hyper. She smokes too much weed to be hyper. She's mellow, man.
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions?: ILL-HEE-HAD. And Bacchus too.
Get lung cancer?: Oh God. If his boyfriend is getting it in another meme... >> Bacchus. My little smokestack.
Star in a horror movie?: ILLIAD would be the KILLER. He's just creepy like that.
Star in a whore movie?: Loooouvika. Slutbag.
Make the world a better place?: Lou. <3
Have a torrid gay love affair?: ALL OF THEM THEY'RE ALL QUEERS. Actually, lawls. Uhm. Not Bacchus or Illiad BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY LOVE AFFAIRS THEY HAVE. Not Lou because she doesn't have love affairs-- she just has sex. Not Sorrows. SO THAT LEAVES DIRA.
Relate each word to a character of yours:
Love: Ohhh all the Hawkins. They love to love. Probably the most pure out of all of them though? Illiad. HAH OMG COMPLEX.
Hate: Dira.
Money: I see Bacchus for some reason. He grew up poor, so he's intent on making it biig.
Seduction: LOU AND ILLIAD. If they only combined their powers, they could conquor the world.
Lies: Diiiiiira.
Tragedy: Loubird. She's the one currently being almost-murdered, isn't she?? Sorrows has a pretty sordid history, too.
Manipulation: Illiad. he's so easily manipulated and he knows it.
Violence: BACCHUS likes to hit ANDY and ANDY thinks it's hot xD
Politics: Sorrows, who is currently managing more than it seems around Hogwarts o.O
Fire: Bacchus... temper, Leo-Gryffindor. Oh yes.
Ice: Illlllliiiiad. He is an awesome ice princess. Fuck, he repeats the word 'icccee' in his head to prevent himself from murdering people.