"Ishida, Inoue." Hitsugaya grunted in response to
the greetings, thinking It's Hitsugaya TAICHOU!!!, before turning back to Matsumoto. At least now that he has appeared before them, they will cease this talk about breasts and bras. Well, so he hoped. He had hoped many times back in Soul Society and that never worked.
But the announcement of Matsumoto's new rest station was rather...surprising. Ishida? A male...and not just any male, but a Quincy?!
He will not allow it.
But he will have to put up with further whining if he refused this plan. Not to mention, it will set them back further than they already are. Why was he in charge of idiots?
"Ishida..." Hitsugaya cleared his throat. "How big is your home?"
If he can't get Matsumoto out of this, then he will have to follow her. There was no way he was going to let Matsumoto be alone with that Ishida.
Ishida urked and squirmed a bit under Rangiku's flomped head, staring in wide-eyed horror at her. "Not sleeping *with* me, Rangiku-san! Sleeping under the same roof, in the same apartment! There's a difference! There's a huge difference!" He stopped and reached up his arm to adjust his glasses, eyeing her suddenly. "...you do know the difference don't you?"
Trying to shift away from her (he wasn't trying to go anywhere, away from this conversation, really he wasn't, Rangiku would probably just chase him anyway), he glanced over at Hitsugaya's question. He sounded almost... disapproving. That quirked Ishida's brow a bit higher.
"I have a 1K apartment," he said proudly, quite pleased with his ability to be able to afford that on his tight budget. He had a kind land lady. Who had a strong affection for knitted sweaters. And hinted often if she had a hand knitted sweater in a certain color, she might lower the rent some months. Acrylic pink and purple striped yarns were a lot cheaper than rent.
"It's about... seven tatami mats, I'd say. Why? How big is your home here? Oh that's right, you hardly have one."
"Aww and I was hoping we'd tell ghost stories under the same blanket and hold each other through the night because our silly nightmares got the better of us!" She pouted but popped right back up with a grin. "Bra shopping sounds like fun! We should go right now! Wait, what kind of - Oh hell."
Moving away from the teen, Rangiku sat up and reached out to yank up Orihime's shirt in order to get a better look at her bra. "Oh goodness! That is a cute bra! I love the little flower motif going on!! Oh and they're blue just like your hair pins!!" As she inspected the girl's undergarment, she listened to Ishida spew off details about his apartment. "Hardly big enough for three people, taichou. Oh this is a darling bra, Orihime. Do they come in my size?"
Orihime squeaked as Rangiku suddenly lifted up her shirt to inspect her bra. "EEH?" She blinked, taken off-guard by the older woman's frank admiration. "Isn't it cute?" she squeed. "I actually added the flowers myself! I got the bra because it was so supportive, but it was so plain! I just had to add my own little touch! I have another bra with little polar bears that I wear during Christmas!"
And then it hit Orihime that this was in public. And not only was it in public, but Ishida and Hitsugaya were there. With her shirt up. Her bra -- and that it encased -- exposed.
This was not a good thing.
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