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[gods_undertaker]

So very quiet here as of late. Must be the weather driving everyone off. But with this melting there would be at least a few fatal crashes...

How boring. So very boring. Children should do their old folks a favor by tripping them down the stairs. That weakening hip will only cause them more trouble in a couple years. Spare them the future pain.

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[foretelling]

That...that is a horrible thing to say!

[gods_undertaker]

Humor me.

[foretelling]

...E-ee?! I don't understand...

[gods_undertaker]

I'm no comic by the looks of things so please, humor me. I want to fall into bliss. I want to hear the best jokes ever made!