{Blog} 'Tis the Season to be-- Oh, just piss off.

[godsavemy]

I'm not coming in within 1km of a shopping district until this wretched season is over. Also anywhere that has holiday discounts. The lot that is attracted to those sort of things are shamelessly vicious and have no qualms about head-butting COMPLETE STRANGERS. Last time I go to--

...O-on a completely separate note...does anyone have any

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[waitforsuperman]

But Arthurrrrrrrrrrrrrr it's Christmas~!

who the hell did you get into a fight with!?

[godsavemy]

Your point is?

...I rather not talk about it.

[waitforsuperman]

Get in the spirit~~!

I'm coming up with ice and a warm cloth. And some concealer.

[godsavemy]

Not when being in the spirit can potentially wound me more.

Why do you have concealer?

Does Artie want to make himself a pretty girl~?

[salylimon]

...as in make up? I've heard Bare Minerals isn't too bad. Or something from Clinique, Vincent Longo, or Chanel if you don't mind the pricier products.

I-IT'S TO LOOK NORMAL.

[godsavemy]

...just something to cover up the bruising...

...WHAT'S THE GLITTER FOR, THEN?

[salylimon]

...in that case, you might want to go with concealer that's yellow or green instead of something that matches your skin tone. Er, liquid concealer would probably help, too.

...MY CHRISTMAS CARDS.

[godsavemy]

....green?

[amar_dulce_vin]

...if not ask why I know...Neutrogena cover everything. Everything.

[godsavemy]

Neutrogena is a brand name, right...? I should look into that...

[lotusvivi]

I'd suggest your friend use an ice pack or something on it and just relax for a day or two.

http://www.home-remedies-for-you.com/remedy/Bruises.html

[godsavemy]

I...my friend already knows that bit. And already has something cold on it.

[lotusvivi]

As far as I know it's the best thing to do. A cheap concealer isn't hard to get from the store anyway.

And maybe you should just be more careful in the future.

[godsavemy]

...Not interested in going out to the shops at the moment, anyway...

[polishflare]

But, this time of the year is the best for shopping. It's, like, a game. A really intense game! And only the best of the best come out on top! You know, the prize being the cutest things there.

Also, YSL’s Touche Eclat = best concealer you'll find.

[godsavemy]

I have no interest in joining such a hazardous game... Next time someone might break their neck!

...it sounds French.

[polishflare]

That's why you shove the person before they break your neck, duh.

It sounds French because it is French. I guess the French are, like, really good with covering things up cause that's pretty much where every concealer ever comes from. Unless you want to go for CoverGirl that is, and, really, who doesn't want to be a CoverGirl?

[godsavemy]

...surprisingly good advice actually.

And really? Every one is French?