{14 Excuses}

[godsentpr]

HIGHLY ~*~RELEVANT~*~ QUESTION!

...Do single, heterosexual and attractive women above ~*~twenty-five~*~ exist in this place? Bisexual and married count. God would forgive His servant to stray lambs from the path of fidelity.

How about a date, honey? ❤

Comments

[cat_scratched]

At least you're not trying to rob the cradle, so to speak.

[godsentpr]

Never, sweetheart, I prefer older, sophisticate ladies and leave the young innocence untouched as they should be.

[cat_scratched]

Shouldn't you be a bit more specific~? After all, you might end up with someone closer to a hundred.

[godsentpr]

As long she doesn't look thirteen, I wouldn't mind dine with an immortal-lady or share a romantic waltz together after a stroll under the moonlit.

1/2

[godsentpr]

Don't blame the player, blame the game.

[godsentpr]

...or the amount of underage girls that are the majority of the City female population.

[inbetrayal]

Yes, but I'm afraid you'll have to look elsewhere anyways.

[godsentpr]

But, my love, is it because of this curse I cannot write verses of your beauty. Won't you give a bleeding gentleman a chance? If you won't grace me with your heart, perhaps I could move you to grace me with your name?

1/2

[inbetrayal]

[inbetrayal]

Lucy Saxon.

[pitfallen]

What the hell kind of question is that?

[OOC: Cue the evil snickering~]

[godsentpr]

A curse induced question?

(ooc; Want Antonio to do it? XDD)

[pitfallen]

Somehow I'm suspicious.

[OOC: Awhawhawh, he can have at it. XD Go for broke, she'll spaz no matter the result.]

[godsentpr]

Are you? Why do you suspect such things from my character?!

Do you have a boyfriend, miss Excellent?

(ooc; >D).

[akaladybasene]

They do exist here...

[godsentpr]

Oh! My pleas were answered?

[akaladybasene]

Mm...It certainly seems that way, doesn't it?

[godsentpr]

Would this gentleman be graced by the Godsent miracle's name?