a 4 pack of redbull and 2.5 hours of sleep, but im done with my term paper, ready for finals, and the last fucking day of my 1st year of college. shit yea motherfuckers!! after 1pm today freedom is mine...l8ter fuxxx!

::yawn:: well...class today, no class tomorrow, class thursday, and im DONE for the semester. Thank fuckin' god. lots of fuckin crazy insane shit goin on lately that I'm not even gonna post about. Right now im just trying to get my health back, get school overwith, and get my college situation set up for next semester. Why is life always a fuckin' ( Read more... )

i feel so fucking horrible right now that I wouldn't wish this pain upon my worst enemy. I've been dealing with this pain for like 4 days now and it's not getting any better. I dont know what exactly is wrong and it doesnt seem like the doctor does either ( Read more... )

wow, fun night...but wow...kinda fucked up...

fuckin awesome! i got the job at gamestop and I start next monday ( a week from this one )...and the manager is this guy Mike who I know from back when i was workin in dragons den, so it was pretty cool since we know each other and he's a nice guy

fuckin assistant manager yo, good shit

rofl, simpsons/family guy/american dad = best fucking television lineup ever. So many awesomely funny moments, fuck did i enjoy myself ( Read more... )

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"excuse me"
"yes?"
"there's a lizard on your ass"
"hmm...oh shit, you're right"

rofl...i swear i couldn't make this shit up

If anyone has a nintendo gamecube that they wanna sell, msg me on aim (godsmackedurmom) or leave a comment here...word...

I'd like to take thi opportunity to wish a Happy SEVENTEENTH month anniversary to my Sexpie!