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BY ORDER OF HIS HOLINESS
Mithos: also it's true. nyanko should totally get petros drunk one day.
[12:44am] Petros: ...yes
[12:44am] Petros: yes you should
[12:44am] Mithos: fat kitty just keeps shoving the booze over
[12:44am] Petros: i will turn him into a |D drunk
[12:44am] Mirka: HAHAHAHA
[12:44am] Mithos: HAHA
[12:45am] Mirka: jkldfsj HAHAHAHA
[12:45am] Mirka: "YOUR EMINENCE :D"
[12:46am] Petros: HOLINESSSSS |DDDDDb
[12:47am] Mithos: HOLINESSSSS HAVE A DRIIINK
[12:47am] Petros: . . . .o god
[12:47am] Mithos: and then the pope is a super lightweight
[12:47am] Mithos: and passes out after like
[12:47am] Mithos: two sips
[12:47am] Mithos: and petros is like
[12:47am] Mithos: OH GOD
[12:47am] Mithos: I KILLED THE POPE
[12:47am] Petros: when i am sober i will do penitence for like two months
[12:47am] Shigure: ....
[12:47am] Mithos: WITH ALCOHOL POISONING
[12:47am] Shigure: hahahahaha
[12:48am] Mirka: AHAHAHA
[12:48am] Mirka: ...
[12:48am] Mirka: petros staggers off drunkenly
[12:48am] Mirka: and confesses to abel?
[12:48am] Mithos: "FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED I NEARLY MURDERED THE POPE IN MY UNPIOUS INEBRIATION"
[12:48am] Mirka: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I--
[12:48am] Petros: . . .probably
[12:48am] Mirka: ...
[12:48am] • Mirka hi5
[12:48am] Mithos: "b-brother petros ah"
[12:48am] Petros: HAHAHA
[12:48am] Mithos: "you gave that confession"
[12:48am] Mithos: "yesterday"
[12:48am] Mithos: "...and the previous two weeks"
[12:48am] Mirka: "IT IS TOO MUCH TO ATONE FOR!!"
[12:48am] Mithos: "JUST SHUT UP AND ABSOLVE ME FATHER NIGHTROAD"
[12:49am] Mithos: "MY SOUL IS NOT YET CLEAN IN THE EYES OF THE LORD"
[12:49am] Petros: i may be crying
[12:49am] Mithos: ilu
[12:49am] Petros: ilu both too
[12:49am] Mirka: wlu bb
[12:50am] Canada: 'shut up and absolve me' sounds kind of dirty
[12:50am] Petros: ...
[12:50am] Mithos: ;;;
[12:50am] Mithos: ...
[12:50am] Mithos: man
[12:50am] Mithos: if the pope and petros ever had sex
[12:50am] Mithos: ever
[12:50am] Mithos: the pope would like
[12:50am] Petros: .......................
[12:50am] Mithos: have to SANCTIFY EVERYTHING BEFOREHAND
[12:51am] Mithos: I SANCTIFY THIS BED
[12:51am] Mithos: AND THE ROOM
[12:51am] Petros: kkkkkkkldanglhfgjhh
[12:51am] Mithos: AND THIS...LUBE
[12:51am] Petros: AND THE CONDOM
[12:51am] Mithos: THIS LUBE IS NOW HOLY LUBE
[12:51am] Canada: klfdjghahahahaha
[12:51am] Mithos: THIS CONDOM IS NOW A HOLY CONDOM
[12:51am] Petros: I AM DYING
[12:51am] Canada: woah why did THAT ping me
[12:51am] Shigure: ............................
[12:51am] Petros: YOU HAVE KILLED ME WITH HOLY CONDOMS
[12:51am] Mirka: jlk;fdsj AHAHAHAHAH
[12:51am] Shigure: ......
[12:51am] Mithos: '33333
[12:51am] Telly: ...
[12:51am] Shigure: ...
[12:51am] Mithos: <
[12:51am] Petros: lnksngkn;ag
[12:51am] Shigure is now known as Alec.
[12:51am] Telly: rewindow
[12:51am] Petros: . . . .HOLINESSSssssss
[12:52am] • Alec walls Brother Petros
[12:52am] Canada: god I love this cast
[12:52am] Mirka: kyaa~~
[12:52am] Mithos: brother petros i sanctify your penis in my rear end
[12:52am] Petros: ..... but sir --
[12:52am] Mirka: sfdjklsdfjsdf
[12:52am] Mirka: omg
[12:52am] Alec: -----------
[12:52am] Petros: . . .la;gmhfg
[12:52am] Alec: ..
[12:52am] Mithos: ...oh wait
[12:52am] Alec: ..............
[12:52am] Mithos: i don't
[12:52am] Petros: OW MY STOMACH
[12:52am] Petros: IT HURTS
[12:52am] Mithos: other way around
[12:52am] Mithos: bend over
[12:52am] Alec: THE POPE WOULD TOP
[12:52am] Petros: ... is my ass sanctified now
[12:52am] Mithos: exactly!!
[12:52am] Mithos: yes
[12:52am] Mirka: I sanctify my penis and your--
[12:52am] Mirka: yes
[12:52am] Mirka: your derriere
[12:52am] Alec: PETROS WOULD NEVER PUT ANYTHING INSIDE THE POPE
[12:53am] Petros: it woudl not be right :(
[12:53am] Mithos: i am weeping a little bit
[12:53am] Petros: i cannot top god's chosen one
[12:53am] Mirka: I am unworthy of his eminence!! :<
[12:54am] Mithos: oh my god one of us needs to post this log in a journal
[12:54am] Alec: I'm sure it'd be troublesome to have sex with Brother Petros
[12:54am] Mithos: perferably petros or the pope
[12:54am] Mithos: *pre
[12:54am] Alec: .... PETROS DO IT
[12:54am] Petros: i bet i'd be really ;o; with you sir
[12:54am] Petros: ....
[12:54am] Petros: . . . . .is that a holy order
[12:54am] Mithos: sister paula would just be
[12:54am] Mithos: in the ceiling
[12:54am] Petros: ... N
[12:54am] Mithos: taking notes on petros's
[12:54am] Mirka: petros the blushing uke--
[12:54am] Mithos: ...prowess
[12:54am] Petros: NNNNNNNN
[12:54am] Alec: YES PETROS
[12:55am] Mirka: ....no petros would be in the ceiling if the pope ever had sex
[12:55am] Alec: IT'S A HOLY ORDER
[12:55am] Alec: ...
[12:55am] Petros: ...
[12:55am] Mirka: TO MAKE SURE NO ONE PRESSURED THE POPE UNDULY
[12:55am] Mirka: !!
[12:55am] Alec: ....
[12:55am] Mithos: ...
[12:55am] Mithos: ...oh i thought you meant like
[12:55am] Mithos: he was
[12:55am] Mithos: in the ceiling
[12:55am] Mirka: ...
[12:55am] Mirka: no
[12:55am] Mithos: whil having sex with
[12:55am] Mirka: not that kind of kinky
[12:55am] Mithos: the pope
[12:55am] Petros: .....
[12:55am] Petros: i love thsi chan kdslg;
[12:55am] Mithos is now known as Sister^Paula.
[12:56am] Mirka: Kyaa, Brother Petros, your subordinate is so pretty~
[12:56am] Alec: .....
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: updating report on head of inquisition brother petros orsini
[12:56am] Petros: ......
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: effectiveness in battle far eclipses effectiveness in bed
[12:56am] Petros: l.....dahm;fjm'ty'k
[12:56am] Petros: SISTER PAULA
[12:56am] Petros: DON'T YOU HAVE
[12:56am] Petros: WORK TO DO
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: effectiveness in battle A++
[12:56am] Petros: GO DO IT
[12:56am] Petros: SHINE YOUR BREASTS OR SOMETHING
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: effectiveness in bed . . . C+
[12:56am] Petros: ....
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:56am] Petros: ..... : ...(
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: my breasts are dazzling in the eyes of the lord, sir
[12:56am] Mirka: ,...
[12:57am] Mirka: ....Not in the eyes of the Pope, we hope
[12:57am] Mirka: ....tee hee that rhymes
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: no, it would not do to have a blind pope.
[12:57am] Alec: ....
[12:57am] • Sister^Paula censors her breasts.
[12:57am] Petros: do your breasts ~*dazzle people*~, sister?
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] • Sister^Paula flashes Petros.
[12:58am] Alec: ....
[12:58am] Petros: ......
[12:58am] Petros: .....
[12:58am] Petros: .....
[12:58am] • Petros ... unmoved.
[12:58am] Mirka: .......see, now I'm kind of imagining new Inquisition recruits having to be trained so they aren't distracted by Paula's breasts in battle
[12:58am] Petros: Please cover yourself, Sister Paula >(
[12:59am] Petros: We do not want to be mistaken for certain AX members.
Mithos: also it's true. nyanko should totally get petros drunk one day.
[12:44am] Petros: ...yes
[12:44am] Petros: yes you should
[12:44am] Mithos: fat kitty just keeps shoving the booze over
[12:44am] Petros: i will turn him into a |D drunk
[12:44am] Mirka: HAHAHAHA
[12:44am] Mithos: HAHA
[12:45am] Mirka: jkldfsj HAHAHAHA
[12:45am] Mirka: "YOUR EMINENCE :D"
[12:46am] Petros: HOLINESSSSS |DDDDDb
[12:47am] Mithos: HOLINESSSSS HAVE A DRIIINK
[12:47am] Petros: . . . .o god
[12:47am] Mithos: and then the pope is a super lightweight
[12:47am] Mithos: and passes out after like
[12:47am] Mithos: two sips
[12:47am] Mithos: and petros is like
[12:47am] Mithos: OH GOD
[12:47am] Mithos: I KILLED THE POPE
[12:47am] Petros: when i am sober i will do penitence for like two months
[12:47am] Shigure: ....
[12:47am] Mithos: WITH ALCOHOL POISONING
[12:47am] Shigure: hahahahaha
[12:48am] Mirka: AHAHAHA
[12:48am] Mirka: ...
[12:48am] Mirka: petros staggers off drunkenly
[12:48am] Mirka: and confesses to abel?
[12:48am] Mithos: "FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED I NEARLY MURDERED THE POPE IN MY UNPIOUS INEBRIATION"
[12:48am] Mirka: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I--
[12:48am] Petros: . . .probably
[12:48am] Mirka: ...
[12:48am] • Mirka hi5
[12:48am] Mithos: "b-brother petros ah"
[12:48am] Petros: HAHAHA
[12:48am] Mithos: "you gave that confession"
[12:48am] Mithos: "yesterday"
[12:48am] Mithos: "...and the previous two weeks"
[12:48am] Mirka: "IT IS TOO MUCH TO ATONE FOR!!"
[12:48am] Mithos: "JUST SHUT UP AND ABSOLVE ME FATHER NIGHTROAD"
[12:49am] Mithos: "MY SOUL IS NOT YET CLEAN IN THE EYES OF THE LORD"
[12:49am] Petros: i may be crying
[12:49am] Mithos: ilu
[12:49am] Petros: ilu both too
[12:49am] Mirka: wlu bb
[12:50am] Canada: 'shut up and absolve me' sounds kind of dirty
[12:50am] Petros: ...
[12:50am] Mithos: ;;;
[12:50am] Mithos: ...
[12:50am] Mithos: man
[12:50am] Mithos: if the pope and petros ever had sex
[12:50am] Mithos: ever
[12:50am] Mithos: the pope would like
[12:50am] Petros: .......................
[12:50am] Mithos: have to SANCTIFY EVERYTHING BEFOREHAND
[12:51am] Mithos: I SANCTIFY THIS BED
[12:51am] Mithos: AND THE ROOM
[12:51am] Petros: kkkkkkkldanglhfgjhh
[12:51am] Mithos: AND THIS...LUBE
[12:51am] Petros: AND THE CONDOM
[12:51am] Mithos: THIS LUBE IS NOW HOLY LUBE
[12:51am] Canada: klfdjghahahahaha
[12:51am] Mithos: THIS CONDOM IS NOW A HOLY CONDOM
[12:51am] Petros: I AM DYING
[12:51am] Canada: woah why did THAT ping me
[12:51am] Shigure: ............................
[12:51am] Petros: YOU HAVE KILLED ME WITH HOLY CONDOMS
[12:51am] Mirka: jlk;fdsj AHAHAHAHAH
[12:51am] Shigure: ......
[12:51am] Mithos: '33333
[12:51am] Telly: ...
[12:51am] Shigure: ...
[12:51am] Mithos: <
[12:51am] Petros: lnksngkn;ag
[12:51am] Shigure is now known as Alec.
[12:51am] Telly: rewindow
[12:51am] Petros: . . . .HOLINESSSssssss
[12:52am] • Alec walls Brother Petros
[12:52am] Canada: god I love this cast
[12:52am] Mirka: kyaa~~
[12:52am] Mithos: brother petros i sanctify your penis in my rear end
[12:52am] Petros: ..... but sir --
[12:52am] Mirka: sfdjklsdfjsdf
[12:52am] Mirka: omg
[12:52am] Alec: -----------
[12:52am] Petros: . . .la;gmhfg
[12:52am] Alec: ..
[12:52am] Mithos: ...oh wait
[12:52am] Alec: ..............
[12:52am] Mithos: i don't
[12:52am] Petros: OW MY STOMACH
[12:52am] Petros: IT HURTS
[12:52am] Mithos: other way around
[12:52am] Mithos: bend over
[12:52am] Alec: THE POPE WOULD TOP
[12:52am] Petros: ... is my ass sanctified now
[12:52am] Mithos: exactly!!
[12:52am] Mithos: yes
[12:52am] Mirka: I sanctify my penis and your--
[12:52am] Mirka: yes
[12:52am] Mirka: your derriere
[12:52am] Alec: PETROS WOULD NEVER PUT ANYTHING INSIDE THE POPE
[12:53am] Petros: it woudl not be right :(
[12:53am] Mithos: i am weeping a little bit
[12:53am] Petros: i cannot top god's chosen one
[12:53am] Mirka: I am unworthy of his eminence!! :<
[12:54am] Mithos: oh my god one of us needs to post this log in a journal
[12:54am] Alec: I'm sure it'd be troublesome to have sex with Brother Petros
[12:54am] Mithos: perferably petros or the pope
[12:54am] Mithos: *pre
[12:54am] Alec: .... PETROS DO IT
[12:54am] Petros: i bet i'd be really ;o; with you sir
[12:54am] Petros: ....
[12:54am] Petros: . . . . .is that a holy order
[12:54am] Mithos: sister paula would just be
[12:54am] Mithos: in the ceiling
[12:54am] Petros: ... N
[12:54am] Mithos: taking notes on petros's
[12:54am] Mirka: petros the blushing uke--
[12:54am] Mithos: ...prowess
[12:54am] Petros: NNNNNNNN
[12:54am] Alec: YES PETROS
[12:55am] Mirka: ....no petros would be in the ceiling if the pope ever had sex
[12:55am] Alec: IT'S A HOLY ORDER
[12:55am] Alec: ...
[12:55am] Petros: ...
[12:55am] Mirka: TO MAKE SURE NO ONE PRESSURED THE POPE UNDULY
[12:55am] Mirka: !!
[12:55am] Alec: ....
[12:55am] Mithos: ...
[12:55am] Mithos: ...oh i thought you meant like
[12:55am] Mithos: he was
[12:55am] Mithos: in the ceiling
[12:55am] Mirka: ...
[12:55am] Mirka: no
[12:55am] Mithos: whil having sex with
[12:55am] Mirka: not that kind of kinky
[12:55am] Mithos: the pope
[12:55am] Petros: .....
[12:55am] Petros: i love thsi chan kdslg;
[12:55am] Mithos is now known as Sister^Paula.
[12:56am] Mirka: Kyaa, Brother Petros, your subordinate is so pretty~
[12:56am] Alec: .....
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: updating report on head of inquisition brother petros orsini
[12:56am] Petros: ......
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: effectiveness in battle far eclipses effectiveness in bed
[12:56am] Petros: l.....dahm;fjm'ty'k
[12:56am] Petros: SISTER PAULA
[12:56am] Petros: DON'T YOU HAVE
[12:56am] Petros: WORK TO DO
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: effectiveness in battle A++
[12:56am] Petros: GO DO IT
[12:56am] Petros: SHINE YOUR BREASTS OR SOMETHING
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: effectiveness in bed . . . C+
[12:56am] Petros: ....
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:56am] Petros: ..... : ...(
[12:56am] Sister^Paula: my breasts are dazzling in the eyes of the lord, sir
[12:56am] Mirka: ,...
[12:57am] Mirka: ....Not in the eyes of the Pope, we hope
[12:57am] Mirka: ....tee hee that rhymes
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: no, it would not do to have a blind pope.
[12:57am] Alec: ....
[12:57am] • Sister^Paula censors her breasts.
[12:57am] Petros: do your breasts ~*dazzle people*~, sister?
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:57am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] Sister^Paula: ...
[12:58am] • Sister^Paula flashes Petros.
[12:58am] Alec: ....
[12:58am] Petros: ......
[12:58am] Petros: .....
[12:58am] Petros: .....
[12:58am] • Petros ... unmoved.
[12:58am] Mirka: .......see, now I'm kind of imagining new Inquisition recruits having to be trained so they aren't distracted by Paula's breasts in battle
[12:58am] Petros: Please cover yourself, Sister Paula >(
[12:59am] Petros: We do not want to be mistaken for certain AX members.