After much effort I have finally obtained all 5 Amber short stories and the prologue to Trumps of Doom (In which Merlin traverses the Logrus ( Read more... )

( Confession to self )

"Don't forget the polls show that American people want capitial punishment and a balanced budget, and I think even in a fake democracy people ought to get what they want once in a while, just to feed this illusion that they're really in charge. Lets use capital punishment the same way we use sports and television in this country: to distract people ( Read more... )

If two people agree on everything than one of them is not needed.

To follow anothers advice is to live outside yourself ( Read more... )

This be not another exercise in how far I can stretch my imagination. This is reality. It is no joke. Truly, a great peril has appeared among us. And it has not hesitated; it has already eaten many. This is not just another thing that won't happen to you, trust me. Do not think you will be saved. No doubt, it can, it will worm its ways into your ( Read more... )

For no reason whatsoever, I hereby appoint myself as Minister of Ungentlemanly Warfare.

Pea ce.

How do you tell your girlfriend that you have sucked more dick than her?

Right now Im sitting through a class called Introduction to Computers ( Read more... )

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