1 / just a little something to make me go

[godtrolling]

[Izaya has been listening the phone for a while to get the basic idea why everything has changed around him. The idea of a 'joke' was quickly scrapped. Namie would rather just punch him than make something this grand. ..And Shizu-chan just wasn't smart enough. He too would rather just punch him. The rest would rather not deal with him at all,

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troll meets another troll?

[badend_yandere]

What do you need to know?

oh my, trolls unite! ..or have an epic trolling battle. Either way, it should be awesome

[godtrolling]

Let's just start with the basics for now.

What is this place? And also... Who are you?

sounds like a plan

[badend_yandere]

This is a town called Mayfield. And I'm Shion, nice to meet you.

Izaya approves 100%

[godtrolling]

Mayfield, eh? It doesn't sound familiar to me. Where is it?

It's nice to meet you Shion. Please call me Nakura.

troll bait arrives!

[ignorant]

[ Did someone say "help"? Yamamoto's on the case. ]

Did you just get here? What do you need help with?

oh gosh yes, the naive type is the best kind

[godtrolling]

Yes, and I feel lost. [Just for the sake of confirming if what Shion told him was true, he repeats the question he already got an answer to.] Where am I?

I'm unsure of what I should do now.. I don't even know these people who are in this house, yet they talk to me like they've known me for years. Did I hit my head or something?

aren't they? sob

[ignorant]

Oh, this is Mayfield! I dunno where it is, I guess it's just...here.

But the people in the house are sort of your...family.

[godtrolling]

Really? But they are different to what I remember.

And I even forgot to ask your name. I really did hit my head at some point.

[working_is_hard]

This is Mayfield. It is in America, afu. Bad things happen here...

[godtrolling]

Who is this? I can't hear you. ...Did you say bad things?

[working_is_hard]

[She's used to people saying that so...not going to pay attention.]

Afghanis-tan.

And yes. Like people getting trapped in other towns and people dying.

[godtrolling]

I see, I see, I have arrived to a troublesome place then. It sounds so scary, even though it looks like a friendly neighbourhood!

[fujoshin]

You can't fool me, Izayan~

[godtrolling]

...A friend of Dotachin here? What a pleasant surprise.

[/lies]

[fujoshin]

You don't remember my name? I'm hurt, Iza-Iza!

[She's teasing, but.... ffff Guess who happens to be aware that you tend to pull the strings behind things? She doesn't know any specifics, but she's definitely on to you.]

[godtrolling]

[He'd be no informant if he didn't know your name, but oh well, he can always try to act stupid. He needs to think of a counter nickname for you at some point. ...Izaya can't be beaten by some mere otaku.]

My bad. Erika something something, was it?

[Just what he wouldn't need is someone knowing his true background. Well, can't help it now. He'll be more careful from now on.]

[notnicesiblings]

I presume you've been informed of the basics of the situation?

[godtrolling]

[How formal! This sounds promising.]

It's a town called Mayfield were bad things happen. Is that all about the basics?

[notnicesiblings]

From which you cannot leave.

[godtrolling]

That too was mentioned... but all this talk about 'a family that is not your family, but it is' is making me confused. Could you explain that to me?