I'm going to get shot in the head for this one
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Full nameJustin Christopher DeVageNicknamesHey you in the bushes, Nathan PutmanBirthdayJune 15thWhere you were bornBaltimore MarylandZodiac signGeminiHeight6'Weight150Hair colorBrownEye colorBrownShoe size11Ring sizeI don't knowSiblings1 brotherTattoosNone... yetPiercingsNone... yetHobbiesmusic, being lazyFavoritesColorBlack, Red, BlueNumber47LetterThat is a stupid questionFoodChineseDesertI'll assume you mean "dessert" and not answer with the Sahara because I am a pompous asshole that thinks they know everything... I don't really eat dessertCandyPretty much anythingIce cream flavorVanillaType of cheeseMonteray JackCerealNoneFruitStrawberries, I'm not a fagVegetablePotatoSalad dressingCaeserDrinkWaterBerryBerries are a fruit,assCakeChocolateMovieDonnie DarkoTv showI don't have a favoriteActorDon't careActressDon't careSongToo manyDay of the weekFridays and SaturdaysMonthAnytime in the fallSeasonThe fallHolidayAll hallows eveShampooI could care lessQuoteNeitchze: "God is dead" God: "Neitchze is dead"StoreNoneWeatherSunny, but coolRestaurantThe Best WokHang outAnywhereSport to watchNoneSport to playNoneAnimalCatFlowerNoneGuy's nameKeiferGirl's nameSamaraBoard gameNoneBody part on opposite sexEyesBody part on yourselfMy very large... err, I mean my eyes?Have you ever?Been on a trainNoBeen on a planeNoBeen in a car accidentOnly a slight oneCaused a car accidentOnly a slight oneSmokedYesBeen highYesGotten drunkYesBroken the lawYesKissed someone of the opposite sexYesKissed someone of the same sexOnly onceMade outYesHad sexNoHad cyber sexNoHad phone sexNoGotten engagedNot yetHad an online relationshipI love my online friendsBeen rejected by a crushYesLovedYesCried in publicProbablyCried over a movieYesFallen asleep in a movie theaterYesKissed in a movie theaterYesGiven someone a bathLoL, Maybe one dayBungee jumpedNopeSkiedNopeMet a celebrityI met The CommercialsMet the presidentNoGotten a cavityYesMake a prank callYesDitched schoolYesClimbed a treeYesBroken a boneNoSprained anythingNoPassed outYesBeen to Disney WorldUnfortunatelySaid I love you and meant it (not to a relative)YesFound a four leaf cloverNO GOD DAMMITPastWhat did you do yesterdayClasses >.
So, I had an AMUSING convo today with my advisor. He said, "You can't take that course." So then I said, "No, YOU can't take that course!" AHAHAHHAhahahahhAHAhahaHahahHAH1h1h1h1h111!!!!11111111
I'm officially hired at nowhere's now. But before I could obtain the fabled title of "Slacker," I had to go through a grueling trial.
Bring Forth the Head of the Gorgon...and Learn about Shit
On Monday we watched a training tape on shit. Obviously, it was painful. The makers assumed everyone is oblivious to the fact that other colors and kinds of people do in fact exist.
Director: We need more diversity!
Assistant: Sir, we already have white, black, Asian, Spanish...
and there's a kid over there who I think is blue.
Director: Does he have one eye?
Assistant: No...
Director: WE NEED MORE DIVERSITY!
But we survived. Next we went on to food safety training. Summary: Don't do things!
We left, and I went home, exhausted from my trials.
Dragon Summoning Level 1...and How Not to Piss People Off
The next day I drudged in with my new fellow servers. We were shuffled off into another chamber, where we watched another video. This time, the topic was how to serve love instead of hate.
Next we learned about the menu. I have no idea what happened. There's approximately 20 different kinds of cheeseburgers, and the only difference is the position of the cheese. Hmmm. Oh well; Annie said she did fine without even studying the menu.
And that's it for today. Kind of boring, huh?
I need to go asleeping now!?1/1/1/1/1111111 PICS PLZ!?!?!?? KTHXBAI!!!!11111111