itp: COME AT ME, BRO

[godwinner]

[ a day in the life of Magneto: wake up. practise metalbending on the Sentinel. do some push-ups. eat breakfast. shower. steal things from young girls. contemplate mutant superiority. draw up plans for mutant superiority. lunch. no but seriously humans suck. read a book. pine over Charles Xavier. cut toenails. inflict damage on young girls. dinner

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[halfcocked]

--Hey, it's you!

[godwinner]

Have we met?

[halfcocked]

Nah~ you're Magneto, right? Who the fuck is named Magneto?

[godwinner]

I'm sorry to hear you disapprove.

[halfcocked]

[handwaves] I'm not the one with the stupid name! So I hear you're a dumbfuck, too!

[godwinner]

[ irritated sigh ]

[halfcocked]

I guess you probably already heard all that, huh?

[godwinner]

Oh, I'm sure they're just getting started.

[halfcocked]

Eh, she's cute and stuff, probably everyone likes her so they're just pissed because it's personal. I mean that's why I'm pissed!

[godwinner]

[ dryly ]

Somehow, I find myself less than convinced.