i compiled a partial list of all the punchlines from the laffy taffy i've been eating for all week. i am totally bringing sexy back:
ON THEIR BUNNYMOON!
BECAUSE ALL THE FANS ARE GONE!!!!
CHOCO *LATE*
BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS SPOTTED!!
THEY ARE BOTH MINI-STIRS!!!
THE DUCK! HE HAD THE BILL!!
A LICENSE PLATE!!
WHEN THERE IS CHANGE IN THE WEATHER!!!
SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, ALL THE OTHERS ARE WEAKDAYS
LEAF ME ALONE!
IN A MOO-SEUM
A TEAPOT
A DENTIST!!
"WELL, I DON'T WANT TO DROP IT AGAIN!"
*BLUBBER*gum
YOU ROCK TO THE BEAT
A DENTAL RENTAL!
THE MEOW-SEUM.
A WATCHDOG.
A HONEY COMB.
A HOST GHOST!
TO MAKE HIS SOIL RICH!!
A HOBBY HORSE.
A POUL-TREE!
A GRAPE NOBODY PICKS ON!!
NAVAL ORANGES.
IN A SNOW BANK!
HE WANTED TO GET THE SCOOP!
SHE BROKE HER ANGLE.
A CHIPMONK!!
PINE TREES, THEY ALWAYS HAVE NEEDLES AROUND!
okay? awesome! this weekend, a wookie swore a life debt to me and i decided my jedi name will be Hideo Nomo. or maybe Baby Godzilla, i don't know.
xoxo