001 [Nothing but a Bother] (Accidental Voice Post)

[goesbythebook]

[The sound of the computer being turned about is heard, before it's set down. A long and heavy sigh is heard before a man speaks in an exasperated voice.]

...Really. This whole situation is utterly unnecessary and inconvenient.

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[thebloodyjuliet]

[thebloodyjuliet]

[Voice]

[thebloodyjuliet]

W-Will? Will, is that you? Will~! Darling~! Whatever are you doing here?

Re: [Voice]

[goesbythebook]

...The strange machine is speaking. And it sounds like Grell Satcliffe.

Explain yourself machine.

[heavens_schism]

You know Grell? She was nice to Ashura at first, but then she was mean and helped the bad man hurt everyone.

[goesbythebook]

I am his supervisor. William T. Spears of the Shinigami Dispatch Association Management Division.

I see. And I suppose he used a chainsaw to do so?

[heavens_schism]

...Ashura doesn't understand most of those words.

What's a chainsaw? Something noisy? She had something noisy.

[goesbythebook]

...They are my name and my title.

A chainsaw is a bladed device that is indeed very noisy. The blade is rotated by a chain, and it is used for cutting. This particular chainsaw would be a distinctive shade of red. Grell is predictably vain when it comes to that regard.

[bow_to_the_king]

This entire place is unnecessary and inconvenient. I'm not well aquainted with this 'Grell', but I do know he assisted a maniac in killing a good number of the population.
...Oh, forgive my manners. You may call me Scar.

[goesbythebook]

A good number? It would seem that he has yet to learn his lesson from the previous situation, then.

I am William T. Spears of the Shinigami Dispatch Association Management Division.

[thebloodyjuliet]

I DID NOT.

[goesbythebook]

Are you denying these accusations?

[Voice]

[ribbonflower]

[Gasp]

Are you..you wouldn't happen to be.. William, would you?

Re: [Voice]

[goesbythebook]

William T. Spears, yes. And you are?

[Voice]

[ribbonflower]

Ah. Um. Erika Klause. It's very nice to meet you...!

Um....So I guess that means... you must be Grell's boss, then.

Re: [Voice]

[goesbythebook]

Unfortunately true. Are you one of the ones he harmed during his recent outburst of utterly immature and unnecessary behavior, Miss Klause? I assure you proper apologies will be offered forthwith.

[velvetbarbs]

I quite agree.

[goesbythebook]

And made worse by unruly, obviously under-disciplined subordinates.

William T. Spears of the Shinigami Dispatch Association Management Division.

[velvetbarbs]

That's a problem I've, thankfully, never had to deal with.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Spears, I am Wilhelmina Harker.

[goesbythebook]

Be thankful for whatever force has granted you that mercy.

A pleasure as well, Miss Harker. Or what can be allowed of one, given these circumstances.