AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[goggalicious]

Okay, so I was washing my mug in preperation for getting my tea on, right? I noticed a lump of hair or something stuck in the sponge, go to pull it out, and OH WAIT IT'S MOVING OH FUCK NO IT'S A CENTIPEDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I don't care if that fucker was only an inch long. THAT IS THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE.

Comments

[parareality]

It's probably in league with the spider I found entangled in my loofah! Evil, nefarious bugs!!

[nekroskoma]

thats ironic

i had a similar centipede scare out in the garden today

did yours include brief flashes of the fangs on that giant one from the rainforest

[goggalicious]

Alas, no, if only my brain was able to think so small. My mind instead went to that scene in the new King Kong film inside the hollow log. D8

[fuestjuki]

OH GOD WHAT HOLY SHIT FFFFFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOO

/useful

...You burned the sponge, right?

/helpful

[goggalicious]

No. D: Mum has no fear of things that move real fast and have poisonous pincers, apparently.

BUT I'M SURE AS HELL NEVER USING THAT SPONGE AGAIN. D8

[fuestjuki]

But...but it was there to kill you. DOES SHE NOT KNOW?

You've made me start checking my sponges now. WHAT WAS IT EVEN DOING WITH THAT SPONGE IT MAY HAVE PROCREATED

[goggalicious]

I think it was simply hiding in that sponge so it could ambush me, personally. It just never figured on me assuming it was a lump of hair and trying to pull it out.