"Get off my dick motherfucker."

Figure that one out.

Oi! Just got back from Michigan, meh. 24 hours on the road sucks much.

Oh my gods! Internets! How I've missed you so~ *uncontrollable sobbing ( Read more... )

Patrick killed it. He killed it dead, before it was even born.

I almost want to say I told you so.

Patrick is getting laid more than Zeb. Lawl.

Saitoberry: I used to answer the phone and be like "wassup nigga?"
Saitoberry: then my mom called and I got pwnt

So... theres this guy. Damn annoying. Acts like an immature 14 year old bastard or something. Anyway, he was annoying a few of my friends in an irc channel, so naturally, I banned him. But the little fucker came back, under a different vhost (vhosts hide your hostmask, given out by the network, security bullshit ( Read more... )

I got struck by lightning today.

No one is allowed on my computer anymore. Fucking beastiality. Fuck off.

Not cool, not cool at all.

Want some fucking honesty? Ask me what I think of you next time you see me.

People really need to stop trying to have serious conversations with me online. I've repeatedly said I don't like to talk to people over the internet, with good reason, and yet still on occasion, someone attempts to have a discussion. My past experiences prevent me from ever wanting to do so again. I will brush you off. If I don't, you won't like