Gone, bitches.

Why is Zeb offline the one time I actually needed something from him that would benefit his midget self in some way or another? I was going to upload the first three seasons of Bullshit! to his server, but it won't let me ftp. Tomorrow night will be my last chance to do so before I leave ( Read more... )

Justice almost died last night. 'twas fun.

KirjavaTheChosen: touch my penis ( Read more... )

lol, noob.

I spent the whole day downloading music from the 90's. Added over 40 songs to my playlist. Fun, eh ( Read more... )

Friday night, 13 shots of tequila. I remember the whole night.

It was kinda gay.

Sooo... Yesterday I had this conversation with my mom. We were talking about random crap, which somehow lead to bomb threats and the highschool. As I usually do when this subject is brought up, I mention the field inside the track, and how nice it is for the administration to collect every single student to a single area. Ya know, bomb em all for ( Read more... )

So, I had this paper to do. One of those bullshit, busy work, required writings. It was supposed to be a few pages or someshit. Instead, I turned in this gem of a sentence:

"i helped my uncle jack off a horse today"

I got a 100% on it, the only grade I've ever truely been proud of. Ah, the importance of punctuation and capitalization.

So... I was supposed to see the recruiter today, but that didn't quite work out. He wasn't there, even though I went through the trouble of setting up an appointment. Forty miles there, Forty miles back.