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Julie: Let's go pick up my daughter from Dad's place.
Father: Ew. He is a big smoker. She going to smell like..a synonym for sailors!
Me: ....Seamen? +totally being serious+
Julie: SEMEN HAHAHAHHA SMELLS LIKE SEMEN LOLOLOL
Father: NO. DON'T YOU DO CROSSWORDS? IT'S "TAR." Tar is another word for a sailor! -
I laugh at my own jokes
GoHeh (08:41:57 pm): see i cant write papers ( Read more... ) -
Crayon Shinchan is awesome
Officer1: Wait, who's on top?
Officer2: I am because I outrank you.
Officer1: Ok, fine, but I am a Power Bottom!
Officer2: I don't know what that is and I don't want to know what that is and if you tell me what that is I'll slash your throat. -
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Sai: Okay, so Naruto, Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Easter bunny, a unicorn and useful!Sakura are walking down the street. Ok? They notice Sasuke's picture on the ground. Which one will pick it up ( Read more... ) -
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Y hallo thar, LIVEJOURNAL. Sry 4 neglecting u ( Read more... ) -
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Dear Internets,
Please give me a Sims2 mesh/color for human-Midna from Zelda: Twilight Princess so I can make her and Link have hot wild woohoos all night long.
Love,
me
P.S. I am ashamed.
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