so last night was random. but you know somethin? i learned a lot. for example, i learned to never follow white people through the woods. only the minorities know how to navigate the forests. oh and blacks cant either. so i guess its just like the other kinds. you know asians and so on. i also learned that they make condoms just for black people. ( Read more... )

your obituary will read:
stabbed with icicle
murder weapon melted away
and body disintegrated after being shredded in a tank of piranhas.

your funeral sign-in book will include:
the preist
your mother

you are one sad sad sad individual

okay so... wait. let me try and think of what to say. first of all i am a severely confused person. i dont know what i want. and i dont know what i want to do. but the thing is im kind of okay with that. i dont really want to know whats gonna happen today or or tomorrow or the next day ( Read more... )

happiness is a choice. you cant just sit there and expect life to do a dance to entertain you. so get off your ass and make yourself have a good fucking time. fate only takes you so far. and from then on out its up to you to make things happen. ill never sit alone and wish i had something. cause i used to be that way. and then i realized how dumb ( Read more... )

so the last few days... lets see what i can remember ( Read more... )

( pictures. word. )

Sunday June 13
6 00 As Seen From Planes
6 45 Aviator Overboard
7 30 A Simpler Time
8 15 Causeway To Barrier
9 00 Self-titled
9 45 Monroe
10 30 The Kid Delivers
11 15 No Harm Done

and bleh because redoing that list about eight thousand times was some shit.

raaaych (5:38:53 PM): haha ur geat ( Read more... )

this evening was pretty good. went to the quarry. i jumped for the first time. usually gettin drink and/or swimming is enough for me. but it was fun ( Read more... )

baby britain feels the best
floatin over a sea of vodka
separated from the rest
fights problems with bigger problems
sees the ocean fall and rise
counts the waves that somehow didnt hit her
water pouring from her eyes
alcoholic and very bitter

for someone half as smart
youd be a work of art
you put yourself apart
and i cant help until you startso ( Read more... )