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waydowndark January 21 2008, 01:40:24 UTC
Tell you what...I'll talk to my girlfriend, and we'll fucking get back to you.

Beth.

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lonewolflives January 21 2008, 03:42:05 UTC
Greetings Female Island Resident!

My name is Charles J. Guiteau (you may have heard of me, I'm quite extraordinary) and I come to you with a proposition. I recently ran in the previous Council election and by some fluke or error did not succeed in securing a position, and am quite busy rectifying any possible problems with my social status and my popularity in hopes to improve my outcome in the next election. As such, I have decided it would be beneficial to myself and my reputation should I take a wife, and I believe any woman would find me an amiable mate.

As you may have already guessed, I would like to propose the idea of marriage to you. Please respond "yes" or "no". I have provided checkboxes below for your convenience.

[ ] - Yes
[ ] - No
[X] - If you come near me my wolf will eat you

I eagerly await your decision.

Sincerely,
Charles J. Guiteau

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callofkaren January 21 2008, 04:49:56 UTC
Greetings Female Island Resident!

My name is Charles J. Guiteau (you may have heard of me, I'm quite extraordinary) and I come to you with a proposition. I recently ran in the previous Council election and by some fluke or error did not succeed in securing a position, and am quite busy rectifying any possible problems with my social status and my popularity in hopes to improve my outcome in the next election. As such, I have decided it would be beneficial to myself and my reputation should I take a wife, and I believe any woman would find me an amiable mate.

As you may have already guessed, I would like to propose the idea of marriage to you. Please respond "yes" or "no". I have provided checkboxes below for your convenience.

[ ] - Yes
[X] - No

I eagerly await your decision.

Sincerely,
Charles J. Guiteau

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likes_to_bite January 21 2008, 04:54:39 UTC
Greetings Female Island Resident!

My name is Charles J. Guiteau (you may have heard of me, I'm quite extraordinary) and I come to you with a proposition. I recently ran in the previous Council election and by some fluke or error did not succeed in securing a position, and am quite busy rectifying any possible problems with my social status and my popularity in hopes to improve my outcome in the next election. As such, I have decided it would be beneficial to myself and my reputation should I take a wife, and I believe any woman would find me an amiable mate.

As you may have already guessed, I would like to propose the idea of marriage to you. Please respond "yes" or "no". I have provided checkboxes below for your convenience.

[:)] - Yes
[ ] - No

I eagerly await your decision.

Sincerely,
Charles J. GuiteauSunny didn't bother to bring the paper to an adult to read for her. Klaus was busy looking for Samara, and adults were busy in general. Instead, she wrote her name in uppercase letters at the top and decorated the paper with ( ... )

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doublefricked January 21 2008, 05:35:27 UTC
Greetings Female Island Resident!

My name is Charles J. Guiteau (you may have heard of me, I'm quite extraordinary) and I come to you with a proposition. I recently ran in the previous Council election and by some fluke or error did not succeed in securing a position, and am quite busy rectifying any possible problems with my social status and my popularity in hopes to improve my outcome in the next election. As such, I have decided it would be beneficial to myself and my reputation should I take a wife, and I believe any woman would find me an amiable mate.

As you may have already guessed, I would like to propose the idea of marriage to you. Please respond "yes" or "no". I have provided checkboxes below for your convenience.

[ ] - Yes
[x] - Not if you were the last man on earth.

I eagerly await your decision.

Sincerely,
Charles J. Guiteau

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