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[gokestrals]

Get back, germy people! I refuse to catch whatever is going round, so I'm taking preventative measures. These come in the form of procur getting a paper bag, cutting holes for eyes, and putting it over my head

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[kirkeoff]

I'd tell you if I could, mate. I know what you mean. MERLIN do I know what you mean!

[wiseoldking]

But why CAN'T you?

[kirkeoff]

Because I don't want to die a virgin.

[gokestrals]

We'll protect you.

[fauxblooded]

BEN DOVER MADE THAT.

[gokestrals]

I don't believe it. You've let yourself go.

[wiseoldking]

What are you talking about? Stainwright has FANTASTIC abs, and Dover just happened to be fortunate enough to get a glimpse.

[fauxblooded]

Dover never saw ANYTHING of mine!

[vulgarking]

I think it was Sprout and Mcgonagall. HOT, right?

[gokestrals]

I am scarred. SCARRED. You're paying the treatment bill for my new mental illness.

[vulgarking]

It was worth it, my Gryffindor friend!

[lucylike]

All of them. In the girls' loo on the second floor. It was a massive snog-a-thon. Pity you missed it, Finnigan.

[gokestrals]

WHAT

I demand photgraphic proof or I refuse to believe that happened.

[lucylike]

Do you think anyone would have allowed a camera in there? Besides, I think your imagination is probably a lot more vivid, anyway.

[gokestrals]

EXACTLY, I'm picturing "witches gone wild" so you should probably prove me wrong.

[cornstalks]

Leave the girls alone! Slytherin porn stars? Porn star? How are you a star in porn?

[gokestrals]

Thing is, how can anyone in porn NOT be a star?