I turned down a new job because it consisted of ( Read more... )

One shouldn't hit on every girl you initially like. Just some.

I like NPR. It's just... well, Fresh Air is like the tofu-and-vegetable-entree of news. I know it's fantastically good for me, but the temptation of loud, shout-y junk news that's bad for my brain is very strong.

There's an essay on the obesity of America's news culture here, but I think I can get sued for writing it.

The weird thing about being sick enough to stay at home and drink tea is the fact that drinking tea all days makes me hyper and upbeat.

Today I had the opportunity to spend two periods teaching a pair of girls the volume and surface area formulas for cylinders, as well as helping them prepare a presentation on the topic using the internet and Microsoft Word. Me, two kids, a computer lab, and I got more done in an hour and a half with those kids than me and the other teacher who ( Read more... )

Women should just flog me when they meet me and save me all the emotional hurt later on.

Maybe they like to rant about similar weird stuff that you like to rant about, and you find each other's rants interesting but not identical ( Read more... )

A big warm empty house, sitting around watching The Dark Knight on Blu-Ray on a big TV and drinking beer.

Awesome!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oOaGgY2yUHw&feature=related
The Russian Army promotes recruitment with music videos featuring men in uniform doing manly things.

I'm thinking of getting a shrink, but I can't shake the impression of paying someone to listen to you so you can get better at getting people to do so for free is tantamount to going to a prostitute for lessons on securing significant others.