Alcohol Poisoning

[gold_est_power]

I am not drunk, nor do I know of any cure for hangovers.

EDIT; And if one of you try to pinch me, I will crash your computer!

Comments

[lyra_of_dust]

You're smarter than most of the people here- of course you'd know better than to drink that stuff.

Just tie a green ribbon in your hair. It makes 'em leave me alone.

[gold_est_power]

Honestly, I do not understand their fascination with drinking the stuff.

...in my hair? Maybe around my wrist...

[lyra_of_dust]

Me neither.

Well, you have pretty short hair. Your wrist might be a better place, yeah.

[gold_est_power]

Beer is discusting.

The wrist it is.

[kittyjones]

You're not being very patriotic, are you?

[gold_est_power]

Ireland's legal drinking age is twenty.

[kittyjones]

And the voting age is eighteen. Honestly telling me you don't vote?

[gold_est_power]

No, I am blaming Ireland, not myself.

[steeldame]

You are far too young to drink, I believe.

[gold_est_power]

In all truth I rather enjoy wine, but I never get intoxicated from it, or anything else.