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[gold_i_locks]

The lady down the hall trusted me with her kids.

How do you peel four-year-olds off of your window curtains? And what appeases a six-year-old that gnaws on couch legs?

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[swannish]

I've found a squirt bottle handy - y'know, like dogs? Spray them with cold water and kids back the fuck off.