[ Mystery Dates ] - Josephine
Who: Josephine and Linfa
What: Queen's Mystery Dates~ ... Josephine and Linfa discuss men.
Where: At the cafe!
Josephine: *making her way over to the table where the dates have been taking place*
Linfa: *had been waiting there for a while, she perks up when she sees Josephine, not realizing that's her date yet* Ah, Josephine!?~
Josephine: Ah, Linfa. Why are you sitting there? Did you have a date earlier and you got stood up? Oh, how terrible!
Linfa: Ohh, that's not it at all! *shakes her head, smiling* Actually, I'm about to have a date now!~ ... If the person shows up, that is!
Josephine: Oh! Oh, dear. Hmmm...Are you sure you got the time right?
Linfa: Positive! *stands up and reaches in her pockets to start searching for the card, talking all the while* What about you, Josephine? Are you just passing by?
Josephine: No... I am here for a date as well. *pulls out her card out of her purse* It appears we are each other's dates Miss Linfa.
Linfa: ... R-really!? *finally pulls the card out of her pocket and peers at Josephine's to compare... and then squeals in delight* Ahh, that means I'm in good company! ♥
Josephine: Indeed, if you look at it that way! *sits down* Though I would have though that that Queen woman would have put all the ladies with men, as they outnumber here. Though I suppose if she would put poor Euram with Shoon and other men with each other she wouldn't be opposed to putting ladies together. She's such an odd woman.
Linfa: Ah, isn't she just? *looks a little wistful as she sits down as well* I was hoping for some handsome, dreamy man worthy of SAPPHIRE~ ... but this isn't so bad, either! We could be having dates with Cornelio instead. Imagine that!
Josephine: Well, if nothing else he would be good compony, I think. He may not be much to look at, but he has a good heart. Though, I did have one date that may be SAPPHIRE worthy. If only he was capable of taking better care of himself.
Linfa: A good heart? All I hear is him calling everybody mediocrities...! *pouts a little, but then gets excited in the next moment* Ooh, really!? *all giddy* Who was it?! Tell me everything!
Josephine: Oh, he just gets over excited. *dainty laugh* Well, his name is Morgan, and he's from Falena. He used to be a Gladiator like Sir Belcoot and Shoon, but he was not part of our army. He has a lot of potential to look good- muscles in all the right places. Except his blindness stops him from taking better care of himself beyond basic hygine. ... Which is better than some of the people here, let me tell you.
Linfa: Morgan...? *tilts her head to the side, trying to match a face to the name... but fails* Ooh, you'll have to introduce me to him! I haven't met anyone blind here... let alone a blind gladiator! *pauses to consider* Oh, if Nifsara were here, we'd go and hunt him out...
Josephine: he shouldn't be too hard to find. I've seen him and Shoon together a few times, and Shoon's .... well, with the amount of screaming the boy does these days, he's not hard to find. Anyways, how about you, dear, have you met anyone worthy of SAPPHIRE? I have another one, but *grin* I'm not going to say just yet.
Linfa: Tease! *laughs though, and leans forward on the table, thinking* Oh, Josephine, there are so many good-looking guys here! It's just like the war all over again! *sighs dreamily for a moment* ... Have you seen all those knights!?
Josephine: Oh, yes I have. Sir Percival especially. Though I suspect he's fey. Sir Borus isn't too bad either, but I fear he drinks too much.
Linfa: He does take care of his appearance a lot, hmm? Though that isn't a bad thing! *has to think about Borus for a moment though* ... I'd take a man who drinks so much if he looked like him, though! How manly and strong...~ And he looks like the type to get embarrassed over cute things!
Josephine: He does! Though, I'm tempted, I really am, but still, the drinking is a bit of a turn off for me. Well, the one I was talking about earlier is Kaiden. Have you met him yet? Gorgeous, model quality.
Linfa: Kaiden? *doesn't know him by name, so shakes her head* What's he like? Tall, dark and handsome? ♥
Josephine: All the above. He was wearing a dress today, do to that Truth or Dare game that's been going on. But he's normally in red.
Linfa: -- him! *exclaims that kind of loudly as she realizes who it is* Oh, oh, you're absolutely right! He's so dreamy, isn't he?~ His hair, and that calm, strong and lean look... *contented sigh* I didn't know his name until now...!
Josephine: I asked him to be a model for me, but he declined. But he would so fabulous in one of my outfits. Well, his lost, and I have Roy and Norma already, so it's not like I need more.
Josephine: Have you met Seed yet?
Linfa: *was still daydreaming about Kaiden until she's asked a question* ... hm? Seed... I think I've heard of him, but I can't say I've met him, either... What's he like?
Josephine: Red head. Crimson locks. Tall, lean, and very, very, masculine.
Josephine: A bit loud, but still, very easy on the eyes.
Linfa: *pouting a little more now, shaking her head* Ahh, what have I been missing out on!? This isn't fairrrr! ... *pauses for a moment* ... So who do you think is better, Kaiden or this "Seed"?~
Josephine: Oh, I don't know. They're both so handsome! I think Kaiden, as he's more confident. Where have you been lately, anyways. And what about the Juan guy you were talking last we talked? Is he SAPPHIRE worthy?
Linfa: I'll have to meet this red-head to see for myself, then~ *and blinks* Ah, Juan? *looks a little taken aback at that question, and tilts her head to the side as she thinks about it* Hmm, I don't know... I mean, he isn't bad looking, and he's strong and he's got muscles and everything... *trails off* You haven't met him?
Josephine: I think I might have... Does he have the odd pants? The ones one that's half white, half teal?
Linfa: -- ah, that's it! That's exactly him! *knew she should've mentioned that first*
Josephine: Well, he's not bad. *gives Linfa a searching look* So, he's the dojo master? Have you been taken lessons?
Linfa: Asides from his awful fashion taste, I guess! *shakes her head* Mmm, I was meant to take lessons, but nothing's happened yet! All that business with the ice... I was stranded in the dojo for days!
Josephine: Oh, dear
Josephine: yes, that time was rather terrible. I'm so glad the ice is gone.
Linfa: But now there's that sun... *sighs* I don't know if I want to get a tan or not! Two suns can't be healthy at all!
Josephine: I doubt it is. One sun is unhealthy in itself. Two will start to burn our skin if we don't start applying lotion everyday.
Linfa: It's so much effort! ... Maybe I should ask one of the men around here to help me with that, though. ♥
Josephine: You would have no trouble with that. Maybe that Juan guy? Hmm?
Linfa: Ah, I don't know about that! *frowns* I bet he'd make some horrible joke about how I can't do it myself. The nerve of that guy...! ... If only every guy were as nice as Ernst...
Josephine: *sighs* Ah, yes Ernst. Such a nice young man. So Sweet. In fact, I believe he is the sweetest boy I know.
Linfa: And he's got killer looks to boot! *giddy smile at the thought of it* Him and Norma are so cute together... I'm jealous!
Josephine: I agree. Picture perfect! Both of them are very good looking. If they marry their children will beautiful.
Linfa: Only if that pesky rune comes off...! *frustrated sigh, but then beams again, leaning in closer* So, Josephine! ... Do you have a special guy in your sights?~ Or is your heart content with fashion?
Josephine: Well, I don't know. Fashion will always be my first love, but company of a man would be nice. Though the only man here really suitable for me is Euram, and I don't think that spark is there.
Linfa: Euram! Oh, he is a nice person! He bought these gorgeous pieces of jewellery for me during the holiday season! ... But I guess I don't see him sparking with anyone at all. *feels kind of bad for saying that*
Josephine: Nor do I. Poor boy. Though, I'll tell you who keeps bothering me. Landis. The Winger. He keeps pestering me and calling me bag lady! Do I look like a homeless person?
Linfa: Ah, isn't he kind of creepy!? *shivers a little* I don't understand him at all! And he has no manners... Don't worry, Josephine, you look nothing close to homeless!
Josephine: Thank you. He tried to break my parasol! *frowns angrily* He's such a beast of a man! Oh! I wish he would learn some hygine! He smells like fish!
Linfa: *looks rather shocked* Ah, why would he try to do that!? ... Did you anger him somehow?
Josephine: I think, perhaps, he has an aversion to culture. He takes counterculture to the extreme. Besides, he insulted me first, and then I hit him.
Linfa: O-oh. *remembers that Josephine can overreact sometimes* You... you have to be careful who you hit around here, Josephine! Some people like that Luca Blight! He won't hesitate to hurt you, you know!
Josephine: Who is this Luca Blight? I've heard his name before.
Linfa: Ah, don't you know? People say he's a prince, but I've never heard of him! I think he's in the infirmary... Oh, he would be good-looking, if he wasn't a beast himself!
Josephine: *sighs* Men are so capable of being beasts. It's not fair. *sighs again* His sister is nice enough though. Lovely young woman, if sad. So, so sad.
Linfa: Is she the girl who came here recently...? The poor girl must be homesick...! I know I miss Falena sometimes, even if I never stayed in one spot!~
Josephine: *small frown* I do miss Huad Village. It was the place that felt most like home to me.
Linfa: *c-cringes imperceptibly at the mention of Haud; she wasn't so fond of it* Ahh, really? ... It was definitely very colourful, that's for sure... And the art there was a little strange...
Josephine: Some of the artists were... quite eccentric, I agree. But over all it was a place where imagination was free to flow. Oh! I do miss it so.
Linfa: At least you have Cornelio to play you some soothing music that can remind you of the place! ... But maybe you should visit sometime, when this... when this sun disappears. *waves her hand up at the sun*
Josephine: *looks up at the sky* Yes. Well I believe I need to get going. I'm working on a corset for Lu. She wants to make her breasts bigger, and maybe I can teach her some proper manners while I'm at it. Poor girl, obviously in need of a sister figure.
Linfa: *wrinkles her nose a little, but smiles anyway* Well, that girl needs all the help she can get! ... She's in good hands, though. ♥ Good luck with that, okaay?~
Josephine: Thank you, dear. *stands* Let's hope the remainder of our dates are SAPPHIRE worthy shall we? *smiles*
Linfa: Ahh, absolutely! *stands up to give her a parting hug* You take care now, and keep on the look-out for those guys!~
Josephine: I will~
What: Queen's Mystery Dates~ ... Josephine and Linfa discuss men.
Where: At the cafe!
Josephine: *making her way over to the table where the dates have been taking place*
Linfa: *had been waiting there for a while, she perks up when she sees Josephine, not realizing that's her date yet* Ah, Josephine!?~
Josephine: Ah, Linfa. Why are you sitting there? Did you have a date earlier and you got stood up? Oh, how terrible!
Linfa: Ohh, that's not it at all! *shakes her head, smiling* Actually, I'm about to have a date now!~ ... If the person shows up, that is!
Josephine: Oh! Oh, dear. Hmmm...Are you sure you got the time right?
Linfa: Positive! *stands up and reaches in her pockets to start searching for the card, talking all the while* What about you, Josephine? Are you just passing by?
Josephine: No... I am here for a date as well. *pulls out her card out of her purse* It appears we are each other's dates Miss Linfa.
Linfa: ... R-really!? *finally pulls the card out of her pocket and peers at Josephine's to compare... and then squeals in delight* Ahh, that means I'm in good company! ♥
Josephine: Indeed, if you look at it that way! *sits down* Though I would have though that that Queen woman would have put all the ladies with men, as they outnumber here. Though I suppose if she would put poor Euram with Shoon and other men with each other she wouldn't be opposed to putting ladies together. She's such an odd woman.
Linfa: Ah, isn't she just? *looks a little wistful as she sits down as well* I was hoping for some handsome, dreamy man worthy of SAPPHIRE~ ... but this isn't so bad, either! We could be having dates with Cornelio instead. Imagine that!
Josephine: Well, if nothing else he would be good compony, I think. He may not be much to look at, but he has a good heart. Though, I did have one date that may be SAPPHIRE worthy. If only he was capable of taking better care of himself.
Linfa: A good heart? All I hear is him calling everybody mediocrities...! *pouts a little, but then gets excited in the next moment* Ooh, really!? *all giddy* Who was it?! Tell me everything!
Josephine: Oh, he just gets over excited. *dainty laugh* Well, his name is Morgan, and he's from Falena. He used to be a Gladiator like Sir Belcoot and Shoon, but he was not part of our army. He has a lot of potential to look good- muscles in all the right places. Except his blindness stops him from taking better care of himself beyond basic hygine. ... Which is better than some of the people here, let me tell you.
Linfa: Morgan...? *tilts her head to the side, trying to match a face to the name... but fails* Ooh, you'll have to introduce me to him! I haven't met anyone blind here... let alone a blind gladiator! *pauses to consider* Oh, if Nifsara were here, we'd go and hunt him out...
Josephine: he shouldn't be too hard to find. I've seen him and Shoon together a few times, and Shoon's .... well, with the amount of screaming the boy does these days, he's not hard to find. Anyways, how about you, dear, have you met anyone worthy of SAPPHIRE? I have another one, but *grin* I'm not going to say just yet.
Linfa: Tease! *laughs though, and leans forward on the table, thinking* Oh, Josephine, there are so many good-looking guys here! It's just like the war all over again! *sighs dreamily for a moment* ... Have you seen all those knights!?
Josephine: Oh, yes I have. Sir Percival especially. Though I suspect he's fey. Sir Borus isn't too bad either, but I fear he drinks too much.
Linfa: He does take care of his appearance a lot, hmm? Though that isn't a bad thing! *has to think about Borus for a moment though* ... I'd take a man who drinks so much if he looked like him, though! How manly and strong...~ And he looks like the type to get embarrassed over cute things!
Josephine: He does! Though, I'm tempted, I really am, but still, the drinking is a bit of a turn off for me. Well, the one I was talking about earlier is Kaiden. Have you met him yet? Gorgeous, model quality.
Linfa: Kaiden? *doesn't know him by name, so shakes her head* What's he like? Tall, dark and handsome? ♥
Josephine: All the above. He was wearing a dress today, do to that Truth or Dare game that's been going on. But he's normally in red.
Linfa: -- him! *exclaims that kind of loudly as she realizes who it is* Oh, oh, you're absolutely right! He's so dreamy, isn't he?~ His hair, and that calm, strong and lean look... *contented sigh* I didn't know his name until now...!
Josephine: I asked him to be a model for me, but he declined. But he would so fabulous in one of my outfits. Well, his lost, and I have Roy and Norma already, so it's not like I need more.
Josephine: Have you met Seed yet?
Linfa: *was still daydreaming about Kaiden until she's asked a question* ... hm? Seed... I think I've heard of him, but I can't say I've met him, either... What's he like?
Josephine: Red head. Crimson locks. Tall, lean, and very, very, masculine.
Josephine: A bit loud, but still, very easy on the eyes.
Linfa: *pouting a little more now, shaking her head* Ahh, what have I been missing out on!? This isn't fairrrr! ... *pauses for a moment* ... So who do you think is better, Kaiden or this "Seed"?~
Josephine: Oh, I don't know. They're both so handsome! I think Kaiden, as he's more confident. Where have you been lately, anyways. And what about the Juan guy you were talking last we talked? Is he SAPPHIRE worthy?
Linfa: I'll have to meet this red-head to see for myself, then~ *and blinks* Ah, Juan? *looks a little taken aback at that question, and tilts her head to the side as she thinks about it* Hmm, I don't know... I mean, he isn't bad looking, and he's strong and he's got muscles and everything... *trails off* You haven't met him?
Josephine: I think I might have... Does he have the odd pants? The ones one that's half white, half teal?
Linfa: -- ah, that's it! That's exactly him! *knew she should've mentioned that first*
Josephine: Well, he's not bad. *gives Linfa a searching look* So, he's the dojo master? Have you been taken lessons?
Linfa: Asides from his awful fashion taste, I guess! *shakes her head* Mmm, I was meant to take lessons, but nothing's happened yet! All that business with the ice... I was stranded in the dojo for days!
Josephine: Oh, dear
Josephine: yes, that time was rather terrible. I'm so glad the ice is gone.
Linfa: But now there's that sun... *sighs* I don't know if I want to get a tan or not! Two suns can't be healthy at all!
Josephine: I doubt it is. One sun is unhealthy in itself. Two will start to burn our skin if we don't start applying lotion everyday.
Linfa: It's so much effort! ... Maybe I should ask one of the men around here to help me with that, though. ♥
Josephine: You would have no trouble with that. Maybe that Juan guy? Hmm?
Linfa: Ah, I don't know about that! *frowns* I bet he'd make some horrible joke about how I can't do it myself. The nerve of that guy...! ... If only every guy were as nice as Ernst...
Josephine: *sighs* Ah, yes Ernst. Such a nice young man. So Sweet. In fact, I believe he is the sweetest boy I know.
Linfa: And he's got killer looks to boot! *giddy smile at the thought of it* Him and Norma are so cute together... I'm jealous!
Josephine: I agree. Picture perfect! Both of them are very good looking. If they marry their children will beautiful.
Linfa: Only if that pesky rune comes off...! *frustrated sigh, but then beams again, leaning in closer* So, Josephine! ... Do you have a special guy in your sights?~ Or is your heart content with fashion?
Josephine: Well, I don't know. Fashion will always be my first love, but company of a man would be nice. Though the only man here really suitable for me is Euram, and I don't think that spark is there.
Linfa: Euram! Oh, he is a nice person! He bought these gorgeous pieces of jewellery for me during the holiday season! ... But I guess I don't see him sparking with anyone at all. *feels kind of bad for saying that*
Josephine: Nor do I. Poor boy. Though, I'll tell you who keeps bothering me. Landis. The Winger. He keeps pestering me and calling me bag lady! Do I look like a homeless person?
Linfa: Ah, isn't he kind of creepy!? *shivers a little* I don't understand him at all! And he has no manners... Don't worry, Josephine, you look nothing close to homeless!
Josephine: Thank you. He tried to break my parasol! *frowns angrily* He's such a beast of a man! Oh! I wish he would learn some hygine! He smells like fish!
Linfa: *looks rather shocked* Ah, why would he try to do that!? ... Did you anger him somehow?
Josephine: I think, perhaps, he has an aversion to culture. He takes counterculture to the extreme. Besides, he insulted me first, and then I hit him.
Linfa: O-oh. *remembers that Josephine can overreact sometimes* You... you have to be careful who you hit around here, Josephine! Some people like that Luca Blight! He won't hesitate to hurt you, you know!
Josephine: Who is this Luca Blight? I've heard his name before.
Linfa: Ah, don't you know? People say he's a prince, but I've never heard of him! I think he's in the infirmary... Oh, he would be good-looking, if he wasn't a beast himself!
Josephine: *sighs* Men are so capable of being beasts. It's not fair. *sighs again* His sister is nice enough though. Lovely young woman, if sad. So, so sad.
Linfa: Is she the girl who came here recently...? The poor girl must be homesick...! I know I miss Falena sometimes, even if I never stayed in one spot!~
Josephine: *small frown* I do miss Huad Village. It was the place that felt most like home to me.
Linfa: *c-cringes imperceptibly at the mention of Haud; she wasn't so fond of it* Ahh, really? ... It was definitely very colourful, that's for sure... And the art there was a little strange...
Josephine: Some of the artists were... quite eccentric, I agree. But over all it was a place where imagination was free to flow. Oh! I do miss it so.
Linfa: At least you have Cornelio to play you some soothing music that can remind you of the place! ... But maybe you should visit sometime, when this... when this sun disappears. *waves her hand up at the sun*
Josephine: *looks up at the sky* Yes. Well I believe I need to get going. I'm working on a corset for Lu. She wants to make her breasts bigger, and maybe I can teach her some proper manners while I'm at it. Poor girl, obviously in need of a sister figure.
Linfa: *wrinkles her nose a little, but smiles anyway* Well, that girl needs all the help she can get! ... She's in good hands, though. ♥ Good luck with that, okaay?~
Josephine: Thank you, dear. *stands* Let's hope the remainder of our dates are SAPPHIRE worthy shall we? *smiles*
Linfa: Ahh, absolutely! *stands up to give her a parting hug* You take care now, and keep on the look-out for those guys!~
Josephine: I will~