Comments | golddustdreams: A change of plans.

golddustdreams

A change of plans.

Nov 03, 2005 23:07

So I've decided to change the topic of my persuasive speech. The McDonald's case is just too complicated for the speech purpose. I've decided to convince people that if they want a good shave, they should do it the old fashioned way: double-edge or straight-edge razor, a badger hair shaving brush, and a good quality shaving cream. I'll show why ( Read more... )

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renoryno November 4 2005, 06:10:24 UTC

So I don't get to drop my pants for you now?

golddustdreams November 4 2005, 06:11:55 UTC

I could shave your pubic hair as a demo.......

.... just a suggestion. :OP

renoryno November 4 2005, 06:14:46 UTC

Sweet... you got it... but maybe you should do a test run? Just you use your hands as the razor though... jsut to make sure I know where all you are going to touch...

mychimaera November 4 2005, 06:50:04 UTC

Do you really hate my razor that much?! :P

golddustdreams November 4 2005, 06:51:23 UTC

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

mychimaera November 4 2005, 06:52:57 UTC

It's ok. It just informed me that it hates you as well.

sorenr November 4 2005, 07:27:52 UTC

So much hate in this world, and not enough love!

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sorenr November 4 2005, 07:30:09 UTC

I'll show why contemporary shaving products make shaving worse and more difficult, and are good only for people who strictly want to save money.

How should, say, Gilette razors be cheaper than the classic razor-knife? I mean, a razor-knife of a decent quality will last you a life-time without you having to change blades and so on; just sharpen it every so often...

golddustdreams November 4 2005, 08:08:30 UTC

Yeah, I worded that wrong. The only reason people would use contemporary shaving products is because they think it would be cheaper.

Hmm... I think I'll calculate total monthly costs of having to buy modern shaving products, and comparing it to classic shaving products. That'll be convincing.

Of course, I also have to aim this toward the women in the audience. I would probably have points deducted if I did only facial shaving.

sorenr November 4 2005, 08:11:20 UTC

For legs etc. waxing is the most economical way, really. And, of course, the most efficient. :-)

(I've shared a two-room flat with two girls for 6 months... TRUST me; I know a fair share about girly bits! LOL)

golddustdreams November 4 2005, 08:59:00 UTC

Lick my smooth legs, bitch!!!!!!!!

:OP

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ykantchristype November 4 2005, 09:31:50 UTC

Hello!

We go to the same school and you're learning Icelandic, which is incredible.

Did you ever see that guy who PBS followed around while he learned, fluently, Icelandic in one week?

love,
Chris

golddustdreams November 4 2005, 19:19:01 UTC

Someone likes Tori Amos. :O)

I don't actually attend UW yet. I'm only an applicant. I do plan to move to Seattle after this year, even if I'm not accepted to UW. I just want to get out of Denver and the school I'm currently at.

Perhaps I'll hit you up on AIM some time.

atypicalentity November 6 2005, 08:08:49 UTC

:0

shocked face at some of the comments.

f-in gays

haha

<3

golddustdreams November 6 2005, 10:19:32 UTC

Hey, look who's talking, Lord of the Fruit Flies!