///Voice Mail///
The annoying ring gives you the notion that it will soon reach Wallace, however, due to the American's laziness...it is off and sitting on his desk without anyone nearby.
After a brief 3 rings, the English speaking Wallace interjects:
Sorry, I'm probably busy doing something right now. Leave a message and I'll call you right back.
Of course he won't call you right back, but you never know.
At the tone please leave your message
*beep*
///Text Message///
Text message from : your name
X. Type message
(Tag the Subject line with @Voice or @Text, to make it a little more organized please <3)