Mission accomplished.
I've done it. I've stood up for myself again. Remember when I nearly knocked out that boy Dolohov? You know, the one I was telling you about with the oddly-shaped head? Yes? Well, I've defended myself BETTER than I did with egg-head. And I defended myself from a Professor.
Mother and Father, do not take this for disrespect. If you've met him; you'd know he hardly deserves respect. Every other word out of his mouth is angsty, historical babble that honestly, no one cares about.
I am quite proud of myself.
You should be proud of me too. Proud enough to buy me something nice.
Your son,
Gilderoy.