Do you ever get feelings that you just can't STAND to live with?

( Private )

AT LAST!!

I have long last discovered my scroll. Bloody littel Crups of London took it and ran a-blast with it.

Naturally, I, with expertise in wizarding skills, hunted the little brats down and found it.

The Crup problem is getting worse! It even has crossed the Ministry that news reports have begun in most of Southern London about the problem. I've decided on a plan.

Rita, can you come to Southern London ASAP. Thanks.

I am not too egotisticisited or whatever the bloody word is, to know when I need help. I am also not so arroganttly, or whatever the bloody word is, to know when I should ask for help ( Read more... )

Who knew that you couldn't drink coffee while in the office?

Apparently I am "under close examination" because my behaviors in the office are inappropriate.

Hm. I guess they are jealous of me here at the Ministry.

The Ministry is such a DULL atmosphere. Everyone stands around and babbles about things I really couldn't care less about.

Do you know how mnay times I've heard about these things called....microwavers? Or something.

Such dull people here. I don't quite like it.

Beginning work at the Ministry is a lot less nerve racking than I thought it would be.

I start tomorrow and I am not even worried much about it. Mother says there is no reason to be nervous about things you know you'll be great at. That explains why I am so calm.

Bloody hell, I am sweating bullets! What if they hate me there?

Dear Father ( Read more... )

Well ladies and gentlemen, you can stop applauding now, there is no need.

Being modest as always, I will try not to be too proud, but what I will say is that I've been accepted to intern at the Ministry with my father's best friend who's rather dim for the summer ( Read more... )

After much time and dilberation, I've decided that NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE should ever have to view the retched movie-called-classic, The Wizard of Oz. For those of you who haven't seen it, it's a muggle film which is a lacklasuter display of wizardry and our actual potential. IT makes witches and wizards seem fanatical and a bit well... ( Read more... )