So I say, in my querulous tenor...

[golden_meliades]

Reading quandry.  I am currently reading a fan-fic in the 'comedy' category.  The problem

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[golden_meliades]

OMG! Ahhhaha....

They keep describing a character's dark eyes as 'onyxes'! As in: she stared into his deep onyxes. Oh man, this is excrutiatingly embarrassing...but soooo funny...

And no, the language errors aren't deliberate. They're just mistakes. But the STORY is truly very funny.