[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!

He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have

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MY CABBAG-err--MY TENT!

[wanderer_jack]

[At the loud clattering and rustling noise of the trees near his camp and the thump on the top of his tent, Jack rolled out of the tent in a fluid motion, awoken in only his pants. As he turns to look for an attacking intruder, he pauses at the surrealism of the moment. A man in a vibrant red coat dangling from a tree branch, his spikey hair grazing the top of the tent. At the snoring, Jack turns his head to the side in puzzlement. How could one sleep through such a thing?]

Um, excuse me...sir?

Must... destroy... cabbage car... I mean... tent!

[goldenglasses]

[Vash makes a soft noise at the call, but continues to sleep soundly. He's absolutely oblivious that all the blood is rushing to his head and that ominous sound that sound distinctively of a branch getting ready to break.]

It's the weight of all that hair gel!!

[wanderer_jack]

Umm...[Was that a branch breaking? Jack moved quickly around, grabbing the man's arms and tugging them. His eyes traveled upwards, hoping that the coat would give out and send the man down safely and away from the tent...before the branch decided to let go.] Sir, whoever you might be, you must wake up!

He does use a lot. Good thing it's all free here!

[goldenglasses]

[Good news Jack! He's starts to come around... slowly.]

Huh...? Mhmm... What? [He finally blinks his eyes open and... oh, hello person he doesn't know.]

Oh... uh... hello!

...why are you upside down?

[Action]

[undertheanchor]

[And while Vash is hanging from that gutter, someone appears at the window he is dangling in front of. She is holding a knife.]

I do not much like burglars climbing up my gutters. Especially ones who climb upside-down wearing - Hey! Are you asleep?

Re: [Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Snore.]

Mmmhmm... ham....

[Action]

[undertheanchor]

[Hm. Jacky disappears from the window, goes into the kitchen, and returns with a couple of pots. These she commences to bang together, with great gusto.]

[Action] 1/?

[goldenglasses]

[Sno-urk. Groan.] Alright, Meryl! I'm up! I'm u-ahhhh... you're not Meryl.

[mikangirl]

[Standing in her back yard.

...

...

...yup, that is definitely a Vash hanging off her roof.]

...uh.

[goldenglasses]

[Snore.]

No Wolfwood, it's you're trun to pay.

1/3

[mikangirl]

[...well. Nami is accustomed to finding men snoring on roofs. Take Zoro's first visit here, for instance.]

[mikangirl]

[...yeah, that ended violently, too.]

[after_march]

[Finally. FINALLY April is starting to feel at peace with the whole "Now I live in another dimension for an indefinite amount of time" thing. So she's sitting cross-legged in the living room, quietly sketching on the watercolor paper she found in the shop. So nice to enjoy the quiet and sanctity of this home away from home.]

[goldenglasses]

[Poof! Peace and quiet totally included a mysterious sleeping large man in a red coat, with spiky blond hair suddenly appearing with his head in your lap right?]

1/3

[before_may]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!

[April is not easily scared or freaked out. But this is WAY beyond anything that's ever happened to her before. Young men just didn't typically appear from nowhere with their heads...yeah, right in her lap.]

2/3

[after_march]

WHO? HOW!?

[Sleeping young men! Appearing in her lap! He's heavy!]

Hey! W-wake up! It's...

[Woman up, O'Neil.]

SIR! GET OFF OF ME.

[amber_arcangel]

[Have someone in the tree with you Vash! But she's in it by choice..]

Uhm..

[goldenglasses]

[SNORE!]

[amber_arcangel]

[...Well that's weird.

Poking now!]

[goldenglasses]

Mmermhrrm... I'd love some donuts.