[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!

He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have

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[after_march]

[Finally. FINALLY April is starting to feel at peace with the whole "Now I live in another dimension for an indefinite amount of time" thing. So she's sitting cross-legged in the living room, quietly sketching on the watercolor paper she found in the shop. So nice to enjoy the quiet and sanctity of this home away from home.]

[goldenglasses]

[Poof! Peace and quiet totally included a mysterious sleeping large man in a red coat, with spiky blond hair suddenly appearing with his head in your lap right?]

1/3

[before_may]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!

[April is not easily scared or freaked out. But this is WAY beyond anything that's ever happened to her before. Young men just didn't typically appear from nowhere with their heads...yeah, right in her lap.]

2/3

[after_march]

WHO? HOW!?

[Sleeping young men! Appearing in her lap! He's heavy!]

Hey! W-wake up! It's...

[Woman up, O'Neil.]

SIR! GET OFF OF ME.

3/3

[after_march]

[Well, he's not waking up. He...looks sort of harmless, actually. Kinda cute even? Wait. No. April attempts to push him off.]

Hello? Helloooo? Wakey wakey, mister instant appearance!

[goldenglasses]

Hmmm... fi-five more minutes Meryl.

[after_march]

[Meryl? Now he thought she was someone named Meryl. Nope, sorry, guy.]

Uh--I think you're thinking of someone else. I'm APRIL. April. [She pokes him again, hoping her screaming from earlier didn't alarm anyone else in the house. Like Donnie, or Derek, or---]

[meanandgreen]

[Right on cue Raph busts through the door with one sai drawn, ready to kick some ass.]

The shell is goin' -

[His eyes travel to Vash.]

HEY!

[He sheathes his sai and storms over to grab Vash by the collar, intent on dragging him off of April.]

[goldenglasses]

[The only protest Vash puts up is an incoherent mumble.]

[after_march]

RAPH, it's okay! He's just...sleeping in my lap.

[meanandgreen]

[Raph lifts him up high enough to lift him off the ground, snarling in his sleeping face.]

He what?

[goldenglasses]

[Still sleeping. Doesn't he just look like the picture of innocents?]

[after_march]

WHOA! Raphael! He didn't do anything, okay? He just sort of...popped into my lap.

[meanandgreen]

[Yeah, well. He's gonna punch Vash in the face anyways, 'cause he's nice like that.]

G'mornin' sunshine.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash had finally started to come around when-

Oh, is that a fist?

OW! Yup! That was a fist.] OW! Jeez! What was that for!

[after_march]

Oh God---I'm sorry, sir, really---uh---he didn't mean it!