[Accidental Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash's journal decides to start recording, catching the gunman sitting by the fountain looking rather grumpy. That's probably because he's dressed in a really fake looking frog suit with huge googly eyes on his forehead. His face is also smeared with green paint. He mutters grumpily to himself as he sits near the water.]This really had better be

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[phantasmgap]

[Cheshire Yukari is quite interested in this.]

Ahh, have a bit of a warty demeanor, yes? Alas, my heart is black and coal-like, even were I to kiss you, you would become dinner, not royalty.

[..hm.]

Perhaps dinner fit for royalty.

[goldenglasses]

D-d-dinner!? No, no! Not me! I taste horrible! Promise.

[phantasmgap]

Perhaps I have horrible taste.

[Griiiiiiiin.]

[goldenglasses]

But frog legs make you fat! I'd hate to ruin your lovely figure!

[lightningcute]

[............wat

Pao-lin has never been asked for a kiss before, from anyone. To be honest, she hasn't considered the issue much, but she supposes that if there were anyone she'd want to ask her for a kiss, it certainly wouldn't be this doofy guy in a frog suit.]

Ah, um -- ! Sorry, I can't, I [might not swing that way] really need to, um, get back to training...

[Uh oh, your salvation may be running away! Are you gonna chase after her, Vash the Frogpede?]

[goldenglasses]

[Nope! He's going to hop after!] Aw, come on! Just a quick kiss! It wouldn't get in the way of your training at all!

[lightningcute]

[He has a point, but...]

I really think you should find someone else... [not in the least because she's only 13 years old, Vash, YOU ARE A PEDO]

[goldenglasses]

[Whoops, mun canon blind fail. XD]

What are you training for anyway? [Of course, Vash is good at being annoying to anyone at any age.]

[honorbeforeall]

[You need a princess, Vash? Because here comes Princess Karai, tripping past you in a lavish ballgown and a pair of sparkly ... tabi slippers. :|]

[goldenglasses]

[Is that Karai... in a dress? Sweet!] ANGEL! I need your help sweet princess!

[honorbeforeall]

[And coming to a stop in order to stare daggers at you. You look ridiculous. She opens her mouth to tell you so.]

Whatever is the matter, dear frog?

[...

...that clearly translates to don't call me Angel, okay.]

[goldenglasses]

[Gotcha! He'll keep doing it then!]

Oh beautiful princess of the angels! A nasty witch turned me into a frog! I think? And I need a kiss from the most beautiful princess in the land to free me!

[eyesofpity]

[Because Vash so needs to run into one of the guys turned princess, here's one for him. This particular "princess" is trying to get to somewhere where he can't be seen.

Of course trying to be all stealthy when in a long dress and with a wig that makes his hair go all the way down his back is not exactly an easy prospect, but removing them isn't seeming to be an option. The sad part is that he actually makes a believable princess, outside of the lack of breasts and being rather tall for a female.

And for reference, he looks like this except with long silver hair instead of black.]

[goldenglasses]

[Oh hey! A pretty girl! A little flat chested, but not bad! Vash is up on his feet and hopping over.] Oh beautiful mistress, a witch has placed me under a spell and the only way to break it is by a kiss from a beautiful princess like you! Please won't you be the one to set me free?

[eyesofpity]

[Give him a second to answer, his hair just got caught on something. And then with a sharp tug he frees it.

And dang it, it doesn't matter what sort of outfit he got forced into, he's not a defenseless princess. Curse you, Malnosso if this is one of those experiments.] I truly doubt I am the one you seek.

[And yeah, definitely not a girl's voice. And heck no, he's not kissing some guy. Definitely doesn't swing that way.]

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[goldenglasses]

Ah, but your beauty says other-[Wait a second-]

[cutefiancee]

[Ukyo's out running errands before returning to her time as a servant in her stepmother's restaurant. ...does she have a stepmother? Anyway, she's out, she's dressed in rags, carrying a burden of supplies to take back to the shop.

And there's a guy dressed like a frog? What is this?]

[goldenglasses]

[Hm, not the best of dressers, but Vash can easily see past all that to the cute girl under all those rags. She may not be dressed like a princess, but little does Vash actually care about that detail. So long as he gets kisses from pretty girls.]

Oh, miss! That burden you carry seems awfully heavy! Why don't you stop and rest awhile! And you know what's good for refreshing one's spirits and energy? A kiss from a frog prince!

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[cutefiancee]

Well, taking a break does sound nice and-

[Wait did he just say "kiss a frog prince"?]

[cutefiancee]

[And suddenly kissing a frog prince sounds like the most sound idea she's heard all day. He could save her from her drudgery.

Wait, it's her shop and she doesn't mind.

Except now she's agreeing to this kissing proposition?]

Are you that prince?