My suggestion is that if you must drink and wear the heels of doom that you invest in a cushioned litter carried by 4 shirtless muscled lads... no more worrying about steps or just walking in general, never be left without a seat at crowded parties, never be left drinkless with 4 slave... ah, helpful gentlemen to fetch for you and when you've had enough snuggle into your cushions and sleep as you're carried home. :)
Unless you can recommend another 3 willing victims volunteers, I think you're safe hon :) And really, you know you want to parade around shirtless being ogled as you lavish attention on gorgeous women...
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Next time, less booze.
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Sorry, hope everyone's OK... ):
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