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[sunsinge]

Lovely invention. Communication, friendship, advertisements, and all that

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[decemberdarkest]

Down. You definitely need to go down.

[knitperlkill]

Yes.

You can cry to me how she took the law into her own hands. Don't worry, I will listen.

[sunsinge]

Cry? We'll be drinking that much? I'm excited already, Sergeant.

[knitperlkill]

No, Cosimo is just that fierce.

[sunsinge]

In that case, perhaps I'll start drinking early.

[knitperlkill]

Good plan.

[decemberdarkest]

-And by kill I mean slap upside the head!

[sunsinge]

I do love fiery women.

[decemberdarkest]

Do you like their dogs too? It's about time for Simon's walk.

[sunsinge]

Oh? Can Simon be walked within the Hold?

[decemberdarkest]

You have to leave sometime!

[sunsinge]

An unfortunate truth, but I suspect your Sergeant might have something to say about setting your dog on a nobleman.

[decemberdarkest]

If Simon did anything other than fall asleep I'm sure the first words out of his mouth would be "well done!" No, I'd just like to speak with you about why you should treat the guard with respect - mostly it has to do with if we're undermined or seen as being without authority, people like you will be the ones to suffer the most. The dog is here to make sure you don't try and be a pervert, pervert.

lalalala not listening

[sunsinge]

As you say, Cosimo.

dickbag!!!

[decemberdarkest]

So when shall we discuss this?

[sunsinge]

I can't tonight, I'm meeting your Sergeant for drinks. Perhaps tomorrow.